Matt Hurless
@matthurless.bsky.social
Orlando based comedian. Shamelessly progressive. Still has a day job fixing things. I’m gonna post about movies, politics, and whatever my adhd brain says to. It might even be funny.
On Instagram @matthurlesscomedy
On Instagram @matthurlesscomedy
The worst part of the Netflix binge model is that if I want to watch a show it either has to be in one sitting or I just can’t use the internet for a few days without some dipshit posting spoilers
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The worst part of the Netflix binge model is that if I want to watch a show it either has to be in one sitting or I just can’t use the internet for a few days without some dipshit posting spoilers
People who take the highway to avoid driving through black neighborhoods want you to know that safe spaces are for pussies
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
People who take the highway to avoid driving through black neighborhoods want you to know that safe spaces are for pussies
There’s a big false equivalence being made of Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel. Charlie was murdered by an asshole with a hunting rifle.
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
September 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There’s a big false equivalence being made of Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel. Charlie was murdered by an asshole with a hunting rifle.
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
A lot of people learned this week how many racists don’t even know what racism is
September 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
A lot of people learned this week how many racists don’t even know what racism is
Charlie Kirk hated gays, thought civil rights was a mistake, believed rich jews were corrupting america, think women should be brood mares, thought empathy was a disease, and thinks dead kids is a necessary sacrifice for the sake of preserving gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Charlie Kirk hated gays, thought civil rights was a mistake, believed rich jews were corrupting america, think women should be brood mares, thought empathy was a disease, and thinks dead kids is a necessary sacrifice for the sake of preserving gun violence.
I wish youtube chefs would stop gaslighting people that salmon will release itself
September 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wish youtube chefs would stop gaslighting people that salmon will release itself
I’m sick of the “if it was Biden” comparisons but the fact that Trump is a walking corpse and the news is only talking about a crosswalk is particularly egregious
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m sick of the “if it was Biden” comparisons but the fact that Trump is a walking corpse and the news is only talking about a crosswalk is particularly egregious
It would be pretty funny if he’s dead so then CBS uncancels Colbert
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It would be pretty funny if he’s dead so then CBS uncancels Colbert
JD Vance is worse than Trump in the same way that being set on fire is worse than getting shot in the head
August 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
JD Vance is worse than Trump in the same way that being set on fire is worse than getting shot in the head
Republicans are fine with banning birth control because non of the dudes on Grindr need to take it
August 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Republicans are fine with banning birth control because non of the dudes on Grindr need to take it
Forgot to post this here yesterday
July 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Forgot to post this here yesterday
Rocketmoney as a concept is hilarious like bro I already have an itemized list of purchases it comes every month from capital one
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rocketmoney as a concept is hilarious like bro I already have an itemized list of purchases it comes every month from capital one
My most boomer complaint is that I don’t need my TV to have an operating system
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My most boomer complaint is that I don’t need my TV to have an operating system
I’m seeing a depressing number of “I’m not racist I just don’t beleieve a muslim should be mayor of new york under any circumstances” posts today and this backs up my theory that most racists are simply too dumb to know what racism is
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m seeing a depressing number of “I’m not racist I just don’t beleieve a muslim should be mayor of new york under any circumstances” posts today and this backs up my theory that most racists are simply too dumb to know what racism is
You cannot blame Kamala or Joe or their campaigns if you didn’t vote for them knowing full well what this stupid son of a bitch was gonna do as president
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You cannot blame Kamala or Joe or their campaigns if you didn’t vote for them knowing full well what this stupid son of a bitch was gonna do as president
People on twitter being totally sane and normal
June 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
People on twitter being totally sane and normal
Today proves they’re not going to win. They’re going to send in more try, make dumber decrees, and throw a historic temper tantrum but they’re not going to win #nokingsday
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Today proves they’re not going to win. They’re going to send in more try, make dumber decrees, and throw a historic temper tantrum but they’re not going to win #nokingsday
So things are just never going to stop getting worse huh
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So things are just never going to stop getting worse huh
There’s an awful lot of tough guys begging for a civil war that can’t sleep without a cpap machine
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There’s an awful lot of tough guys begging for a civil war that can’t sleep without a cpap machine
This is the best day online since Kissinger died
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is the best day online since Kissinger died
Finally got to ride Rise of the Resistance and holy god that thing is incredible
June 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Finally got to ride Rise of the Resistance and holy god that thing is incredible
Lol
President Donald Trump has privately expressed disappointment that the Supreme Court justices he appointed have not sufficiently stood behind his agenda, sources say.
Trump privately complains about Amy Coney Barrett and other Supreme Court justices he nominated | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has privately expressed disappointment that the Supreme Court justices he appointed have not sufficiently stood behind his agenda.
www.cnn.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lol
Random thought but the 2000’s cast of SNL might be the best they ever had. Hader, Armisen, Forte, Poehler, Fey, Sudeikis, Myers, Samberg, Parnell, Dratch, Wiig, Rudolph, everyone of them has gone on to do incredible stuff. Collectively I don’t think any group has done more
May 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Random thought but the 2000’s cast of SNL might be the best they ever had. Hader, Armisen, Forte, Poehler, Fey, Sudeikis, Myers, Samberg, Parnell, Dratch, Wiig, Rudolph, everyone of them has gone on to do incredible stuff. Collectively I don’t think any group has done more
This is gonna be fun
House Speaker Mike Johnson said he supports a ban on stock trading by members of Congress amid controversy about well-timed trades during recent market volatility.
Mike Johnson declares support for congressional stock trading ban
The speaker had previously avoided taking sides on the matter.
www.politico.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is gonna be fun
They fucked around. Are finding out. And will never learn
RFK Jr talking about the need for doctors to know how to treat measles for those who are unvaccinated.
“Only very sick kids should die from measles.”
No. They shouldn’t. That was the point of the vaccine. We eradicated the virus so children didn’t die.
Sick & disabled kids are not expendable!
“Only very sick kids should die from measles.”
No. They shouldn’t. That was the point of the vaccine. We eradicated the virus so children didn’t die.
Sick & disabled kids are not expendable!
May 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They fucked around. Are finding out. And will never learn