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Matt Hoyt 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇹🇼
@matthoyt.bsky.social
he/him. Слава Україні. Welcome to the Radical Middle. Edmonton Separatist. Give me all the bike lanes now, now, now.
My entire crop of pumpkins this year. Did the kids want to carve them? Nuh-uh.
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Слава Україні
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just reading @aliadastagir.bsky.social and this grabbed me:

‘Many men suggest women and especially feminist women are humourless, that we don’t make good comedians. But they don’t understand how much laughing we have to do just to survive.’
July 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
10 weird kittens were living under the house. Free to a good home.
June 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@popeyes.bsky.social ridethru for supper.

#yegbike
June 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My ‘number 1’ mission this morning. Dropping off at the lab.
May 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have no details but anyone planning a street festival should consider parking the food trucks at eithe end of the block and using portable bollards.

Cities need to start installing pop up bollards on any festival streets.
April 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Well that about sums it up. It’s almost as if a guy that bankrupted 6 casinos sucks at money.
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The megarich don’t put their money back into the economy, they buy judges, and congress, disinformation vectors, and democracy.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As I write it is tomorrow morning in Ukraine. On this horrible anniversary my thoughts and best wishes are with you, my heroes. With the warriors holding the zero line. With the support and reserves helping them. With the citizens keeping the country strong.

Слава Україні.

#nafo
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
But check it out:
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Well, my mellow from 3 hrs of smashing ice has been harshed.

Here’s my 12 year old, Canadian made Pulaski axe long blunted and finally broke. My friend you smashed a lot of drains open over the years. Sleep well, sweet prince.
February 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
1. If he’ll cut it over minerals he’ll come up with another excuse to cut it later. Don’t negotiate with terrorists like Elon Musk.
2. The EU should really figure this out. Supply UKR with Telesat now.
3. If they do pull starlink, hit them with a ban on twitter, fibes for ANY EU advertisers
February 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
4 above = inverted speed bumps and storm drains.

#puddlingporn
February 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m obsessed with this ship now, gorgeous lines and then that superstructure. It’s like Herreshoff handed it off to Le Corbusier.
February 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How about things to push?
February 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You’d have to ask Keith about dragging the plow, but it looks easier and fewer ways to hurt your bike. And it does move snow. I’ve seen the lane after he’s been through.
February 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@keithheslinga.bsky.social and I agree with you.
February 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
See you tomorrow, @coffeeoutside.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Thanks to whoever did this meme.
February 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And a touch up on the atop lines at the corner
January 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A little more #puddlingporn.
January 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just reading ‘Our Enemies Will Vanish’ by @yarotrof.bsky.social and this paragraph jumped off the page at me:
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
January 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s inverted speed bump / stop line exposition weather!
January 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM