Matt Hope
@matthopes.bsky.social
I just want to lay in the grass and stare at the blue sky.
You ever watch a McGlinns bakery lady decorate a cake like she was at the Target zoo?
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You ever watch a McGlinns bakery lady decorate a cake like she was at the Target zoo?
The episode where Garfield finds the people under the trees who eat money and use lasagna as currency comes to mind. And the fact Bill Murray regrets Garfield the most in Zombieland.
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The episode where Garfield finds the people under the trees who eat money and use lasagna as currency comes to mind. And the fact Bill Murray regrets Garfield the most in Zombieland.
Mpls Ragstock on Olson memorial and 94 have cheap clothes, how Koslak’s patio is almost as cool as Jack’s Cafe(minus the rats in the kitchen), how busy the women’s bathroom is at Gasthof’s during Oktoberfest, and how devastating it will be when your last Uptown Bar tumbler finally breaks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Mpls Ragstock on Olson memorial and 94 have cheap clothes, how Koslak’s patio is almost as cool as Jack’s Cafe(minus the rats in the kitchen), how busy the women’s bathroom is at Gasthof’s during Oktoberfest, and how devastating it will be when your last Uptown Bar tumbler finally breaks.
He’s standing in a garbage can in this photo.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
He’s standing in a garbage can in this photo.
He must be 3’ 9” tall.
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
He must be 3’ 9” tall.
This person is why polite society accepts cunt as an acceptable colloquialism.
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This person is why polite society accepts cunt as an acceptable colloquialism.
Things could be worse…
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Things could be worse…
“They’ll be running for congress in their 90’s” is not far off here.
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
“They’ll be running for congress in their 90’s” is not far off here.
He went on the SOS website and found an email
address. He could have called them, but he didn’t I bet. The mn SOS office will absolutely take a phone call and answer questions. Just called them for some business questions myself. This guy is an absolute fraud.
address. He could have called them, but he didn’t I bet. The mn SOS office will absolutely take a phone call and answer questions. Just called them for some business questions myself. This guy is an absolute fraud.
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
He went on the SOS website and found an email
address. He could have called them, but he didn’t I bet. The mn SOS office will absolutely take a phone call and answer questions. Just called them for some business questions myself. This guy is an absolute fraud.
address. He could have called them, but he didn’t I bet. The mn SOS office will absolutely take a phone call and answer questions. Just called them for some business questions myself. This guy is an absolute fraud.
This is a good one. I’m going to use it and attribute it to this person. Brilliant!
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This is a good one. I’m going to use it and attribute it to this person. Brilliant!
I should’ve done one of these. The two papers were crisply folded, with the bag tucked in such a perfect way, it looked vacuum sealed for a moment.
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I should’ve done one of these. The two papers were crisply folded, with the bag tucked in such a perfect way, it looked vacuum sealed for a moment.
The trump administration should be stabbed in the abdomen until they release the documents.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The trump administration should be stabbed in the abdomen until they release the documents.
A plane crashed in the back yard of my childhood home and 5 people died. The crows came back to the site and the “officials” had to come back to finish site cleanup. The parents still live there and that property will never not creep me out at night.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A plane crashed in the back yard of my childhood home and 5 people died. The crows came back to the site and the “officials” had to come back to finish site cleanup. The parents still live there and that property will never not creep me out at night.
The doctor who did my last colonoscopy was a Dr. Butts.
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The doctor who did my last colonoscopy was a Dr. Butts.