Matt Hooper
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John Fogerty wouldn't tell me if my Captain Phillips joke was funny on the other other site, so I came here.
Letterboxd: boxd.it/1lx8T
Letterboxd: boxd.it/1lx8T
Happy Oscars Day! I've been on vacation this week and decided to write about my takeaways from 100-percenting the nominees for five years in a row. Read it here: noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2025/03/i-wa...
I Watched Every Oscar Nominee for Five Consecutive Years - Was It Worth It?
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March 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy Oscars Day! I've been on vacation this week and decided to write about my takeaways from 100-percenting the nominees for five years in a row. Read it here: noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2025/03/i-wa...
Snow is wild. It's NIGHTTIME.
January 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Snow is wild. It's NIGHTTIME.
My Christmas wish? That every McDonald's eventually becomes a Tacos Don Francisco.
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
My Christmas wish? That every McDonald's eventually becomes a Tacos Don Francisco.
"Beautiful music soaring through me" is like a knife in the back, every single time.
June 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
"Beautiful music soaring through me" is like a knife in the back, every single time.
Turns out The Savannah Bananas broadcast games on YouTube. This Is what will get me through the summer. There is nothing more wholesome in the entirety of sports. youtube.com/@thesavannah...
The Savannah Bananas
The Savannah Bananas are a baseball team who have sold out every game since 2016. Deemed "the greatest show in sports" by ESPN, this is the most FUN you'll ever have at a baseball game. The team has b...
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June 15, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Turns out The Savannah Bananas broadcast games on YouTube. This Is what will get me through the summer. There is nothing more wholesome in the entirety of sports. youtube.com/@thesavannah...
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life update: this is now my roman empire
March 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM
life update: this is now my roman empire
February 10, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Happy Never Seeing the Argylle Trailer Again Day to all who celebrate! 📽️
February 1, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Happy Never Seeing the Argylle Trailer Again Day to all who celebrate! 📽️
Okay filmsky 📽️: Hedge my bets and watch Flamin' Hot today while it's still a personal choice or wait until its inevitable Oscar nod for stalwart Best Song competitor Diane Warren tomorrow?
I'm watching every nominee one way for another. Just want to make it as painless as possible.
I'm watching every nominee one way for another. Just want to make it as painless as possible.
January 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Okay filmsky 📽️: Hedge my bets and watch Flamin' Hot today while it's still a personal choice or wait until its inevitable Oscar nod for stalwart Best Song competitor Diane Warren tomorrow?
I'm watching every nominee one way for another. Just want to make it as painless as possible.
I'm watching every nominee one way for another. Just want to make it as painless as possible.
Every dude on Gilmore Girls goes nuclear whenever someone they are dating interacts with an ex. Every single time. No matter how innocuous. Across the entire series.
Fascinating/concerning recurring bit coming from a show written largely by a couple. Is this normal?
Fascinating/concerning recurring bit coming from a show written largely by a couple. Is this normal?
January 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Every dude on Gilmore Girls goes nuclear whenever someone they are dating interacts with an ex. Every single time. No matter how innocuous. Across the entire series.
Fascinating/concerning recurring bit coming from a show written largely by a couple. Is this normal?
Fascinating/concerning recurring bit coming from a show written largely by a couple. Is this normal?
Same vibes.
I'm so happy Taskmaster NZ Season 2 is being released on YouTube.
I'm so happy Taskmaster NZ Season 2 is being released on YouTube.
January 13, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Same vibes.
I'm so happy Taskmaster NZ Season 2 is being released on YouTube.
I'm so happy Taskmaster NZ Season 2 is being released on YouTube.
Taking another run at film criticism. And dropping it on the social where no one follows me because I'm a coward. (How are you even seeing this?)
This week's review is for MEAN GIRLS. I think it might be better than the original. Sorry. Enjoy!
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2024/01/mean...
This week's review is for MEAN GIRLS. I think it might be better than the original. Sorry. Enjoy!
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2024/01/mean...
MEAN GIRLS - A Review
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com
January 13, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Taking another run at film criticism. And dropping it on the social where no one follows me because I'm a coward. (How are you even seeing this?)
This week's review is for MEAN GIRLS. I think it might be better than the original. Sorry. Enjoy!
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2024/01/mean...
This week's review is for MEAN GIRLS. I think it might be better than the original. Sorry. Enjoy!
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2024/01/mean...
Wait... Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story is REAL?? That wasn't just a Gaffigan goof?
January 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Wait... Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story is REAL?? That wasn't just a Gaffigan goof?
The only person enjoying this Globes opening is Martin Short, and I'm assuming it's because he recognizes how bad it's going.
January 8, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The only person enjoying this Globes opening is Martin Short, and I'm assuming it's because he recognizes how bad it's going.
My Top 10 Films of 2023:
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January 7, 2024 at 4:23 AM
My Top 10 Films of 2023:
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2024/01/top-...
noboatingaccident.blogspot.com/2024/01/top-...
Moviepass by the Numbers:
3 - Extended chats with MP
2 - Months it hasn't worked at local indie house
1 - Times stranded in the lobby
0 - Movies seen via MP
119 - Credits currently "available" (half issued as apologies, double account limit)
I have gamified this abusive relationship. Send help.
3 - Extended chats with MP
2 - Months it hasn't worked at local indie house
1 - Times stranded in the lobby
0 - Movies seen via MP
119 - Credits currently "available" (half issued as apologies, double account limit)
I have gamified this abusive relationship. Send help.
December 16, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Moviepass by the Numbers:
3 - Extended chats with MP
2 - Months it hasn't worked at local indie house
1 - Times stranded in the lobby
0 - Movies seen via MP
119 - Credits currently "available" (half issued as apologies, double account limit)
I have gamified this abusive relationship. Send help.
3 - Extended chats with MP
2 - Months it hasn't worked at local indie house
1 - Times stranded in the lobby
0 - Movies seen via MP
119 - Credits currently "available" (half issued as apologies, double account limit)
I have gamified this abusive relationship. Send help.
Best Doodle of 2023?
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doodles.google/doodle/celebrating-agnes-varda/
December 13, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Best Doodle of 2023?
doodles.google/doodle/celebrating-agnes-varda/
doodles.google/doodle/celebrating-agnes-varda/