New writer shots! 📸 Kent Meister

I really beat the shit out of a space bar with my thumb when I write. I should do work on myself.

Two dachshunds burst out of a pile of leaves as I was walking to work through Central Park today and I jumped because they were the biggest rats I’d ever seen and I simply won’t be responding to this email request.

I have a writing deadline tomorrow and a long way to go to even get to the end of a draft. If I pull an all-nighter like I used to in college, will I die? Asking for a middle-aged friend with two tiny children and a day job.

I'm saving my sing-along to Wicked for when I see it on an airplane.

These are the last five books I bought. #bookssky? #books #memoir #watergate

Here’s my office! The goldfish’s name is Splatters. The fireplace is real.