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Matthew
@matthewsteege.bsky.social
Bunting is for cowards
It should be Lions with Ben Johnson and Lions without
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Nose Tackle Final Boss
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You don’t get nicknamed “Touchdown” for nothing
August 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
1. Did the Black Death escape? I hope so

2. I’m imagining the death like Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, compared to the frantic yelling and panic that actually happened
August 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
JaMarcus Russell was born 10 years to early
May 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Please throw as much money as possible at Tee Higgins
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Looked like Scott Hatteberg in Moneyball when David Justice asked him what he thought about on the field. “ I hope they don’t hit it to me.”
January 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just toss in some Indiana Jones theme music next and we’ve got the ultimate banger
December 24, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Whoa whoa…..68 degrees ride or die
December 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Every time a backup QB plays poorly I always remember the quote from Tom Moore when he was asked why Peyton Manning’s backup didn’t get more reps. ‘If Peyton gets hurt we’re fucked and we don’t practice fucked.’
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Tim Robinson is going to send a cease and desist letter to social media for how many times his memes are gonna be used
December 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM