Matthew does sweary haikus for your blues
@matthewshaikus.bsky.social
Stupid decision
Haikuing for next four years
Until Trump fucks off.
Haikuing for next four years
Until Trump fucks off.
Hiding fascism
Would be easier if you
Didn't shoot people
Would be easier if you
Didn't shoot people
June 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Hiding fascism
Would be easier if you
Didn't shoot people
Would be easier if you
Didn't shoot people
California
Is being pushed to a limit
Alcatraz? Really?
Is being pushed to a limit
Alcatraz? Really?
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
California
Is being pushed to a limit
Alcatraz? Really?
Is being pushed to a limit
Alcatraz? Really?
It's day 101
War in Ukraine ongoing
Eggs still expensive
War in Ukraine ongoing
Eggs still expensive
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's day 101
War in Ukraine ongoing
Eggs still expensive
War in Ukraine ongoing
Eggs still expensive
Nothing but a grift
Your money is all he wants
Do not feed the troll
Your money is all he wants
Do not feed the troll
April 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Nothing but a grift
Your money is all he wants
Do not feed the troll
Your money is all he wants
Do not feed the troll
Well done Canada
Maple trees live forever
Unbowed liberty
Maple trees live forever
Unbowed liberty
April 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Well done Canada
Maple trees live forever
Unbowed liberty
Maple trees live forever
Unbowed liberty
It's been a while
I see things are going well
Am I still asleep
I see things are going well
Am I still asleep
April 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's been a while
I see things are going well
Am I still asleep
I see things are going well
Am I still asleep
O Canada, know
We will not desert you now
Together we stand
We will not desert you now
Together we stand
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
O Canada, know
We will not desert you now
Together we stand
We will not desert you now
Together we stand
Off to sea again
I cannot endure one more
Spring leaves forever
I cannot endure one more
Spring leaves forever
February 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Off to sea again
I cannot endure one more
Spring leaves forever
I cannot endure one more
Spring leaves forever
Take a minute. Breathe.
It feels overwhelming now.
But it will not last.
It feels overwhelming now.
But it will not last.
February 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Take a minute. Breathe.
It feels overwhelming now.
But it will not last.
It feels overwhelming now.
But it will not last.
My tiny child
Wracked with night terrors tonight
I cannot hold her
Wracked with night terrors tonight
I cannot hold her
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My tiny child
Wracked with night terrors tonight
I cannot hold her
Wracked with night terrors tonight
I cannot hold her
It is just humane
To fund overseas programs
Striving for better
To fund overseas programs
Striving for better
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It is just humane
To fund overseas programs
Striving for better
To fund overseas programs
Striving for better
As if we are here
Broligarch is a term now
Exterminatus
Broligarch is a term now
Exterminatus
February 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
As if we are here
Broligarch is a term now
Exterminatus
Broligarch is a term now
Exterminatus
If Trump was Putin
He'd imprison Elon Musk
Gulag for you bro
He'd imprison Elon Musk
Gulag for you bro
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If Trump was Putin
He'd imprison Elon Musk
Gulag for you bro
He'd imprison Elon Musk
Gulag for you bro
Not sure Canada
Wants to be the 51st
School shootings are bad.
Wants to be the 51st
School shootings are bad.
February 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Not sure Canada
Wants to be the 51st
School shootings are bad.
Wants to be the 51st
School shootings are bad.
February 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
There is no timeline
That will ever equal this
Honestly? Fuck him.
That will ever equal this
Honestly? Fuck him.
February 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There is no timeline
That will ever equal this
Honestly? Fuck him.
That will ever equal this
Honestly? Fuck him.
I'm already tired
Four years is too long to watch
American death
Four years is too long to watch
American death
February 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm already tired
Four years is too long to watch
American death
Four years is too long to watch
American death
Don't call him Elon
He's very much not your friend
His name is 'cunto'
He's very much not your friend
His name is 'cunto'
February 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don't call him Elon
He's very much not your friend
His name is 'cunto'
He's very much not your friend
His name is 'cunto'
Why does Donald Trump
Look like an oompaa loompaa
Who's been dipped in bleach?
Look like an oompaa loompaa
Who's been dipped in bleach?
January 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Why does Donald Trump
Look like an oompaa loompaa
Who's been dipped in bleach?
Look like an oompaa loompaa
Who's been dipped in bleach?
Indiana Jones
Wants you to punch a nazi
Always a good thing
Wants you to punch a nazi
Always a good thing
January 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Indiana Jones
Wants you to punch a nazi
Always a good thing
Wants you to punch a nazi
Always a good thing
RFK junior
In a pit of dying rats
It's almost fitting
In a pit of dying rats
It's almost fitting
January 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
RFK junior
In a pit of dying rats
It's almost fitting
In a pit of dying rats
It's almost fitting
Reposted by Matthew does sweary haikus for your blues
Remember those goons from grade school? The ignorant bullies, all fists and insults, who never paid attention or passed a test but somehow managed to get advanced because they were on the football team or their dad was rich?
Congratulations, America, you put those meatheads in charge.
Congratulations, America, you put those meatheads in charge.
January 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Remember those goons from grade school? The ignorant bullies, all fists and insults, who never paid attention or passed a test but somehow managed to get advanced because they were on the football team or their dad was rich?
Congratulations, America, you put those meatheads in charge.
Congratulations, America, you put those meatheads in charge.
Reposted by Matthew does sweary haikus for your blues
Reposted by Matthew does sweary haikus for your blues
I've seen this posted a lot and it just really hits home when you realize that history is truly repeating itself. 😱
January 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I've seen this posted a lot and it just really hits home when you realize that history is truly repeating itself. 😱
Well, that's a new one
The George Washington Channel
Too much ketamine?
The George Washington Channel
Too much ketamine?
January 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Well, that's a new one
The George Washington Channel
Too much ketamine?
The George Washington Channel
Too much ketamine?