People just walk around playing audio through their phone speakers at full blast ever since Apple stopped providing earbuds with the iPhone.
March 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
People just walk around playing audio through their phone speakers at full blast ever since Apple stopped providing earbuds with the iPhone.
The Onion always continues to do the right thing.
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January 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Onion always continues to do the right thing.
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So… if Canada becomes a US state, how many electoral votes does it get?
Will probably make it difficult for Republicans to retain the presidency, especially when Canadians all lose their healthcare.
Will probably make it difficult for Republicans to retain the presidency, especially when Canadians all lose their healthcare.
January 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So… if Canada becomes a US state, how many electoral votes does it get?
Will probably make it difficult for Republicans to retain the presidency, especially when Canadians all lose their healthcare.
Will probably make it difficult for Republicans to retain the presidency, especially when Canadians all lose their healthcare.
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Northern Exposure was so good until they started doing the “eccentric visitor” theme every episode of the later seasons.
December 1, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Northern Exposure was so good until they started doing the “eccentric visitor” theme every episode of the later seasons.
Do all comedians under 30 just do shitty, low-hanging-fruit crowd work now or do any of them actually come up with material?
November 20, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Do all comedians under 30 just do shitty, low-hanging-fruit crowd work now or do any of them actually come up with material?
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Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.
July 8, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.