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Sure there is. It's gun violence, Hooters, white Jesus, and heart disease.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sure there is. It's gun violence, Hooters, white Jesus, and heart disease.
We already know about Bubba.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We already know about Bubba.
Some pig?
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Some pig?
Ace-hole, amirite?
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ace-hole, amirite?
She's following the same trajectory. Trump was a populist too, and a really effective one, until he didn't have to be anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
She's following the same trajectory. Trump was a populist too, and a really effective one, until he didn't have to be anymore.
Then he CHAAAAINSAWED 'EM TO BITS! Then he put them back together. And then he CHAAAAINSAWED 'EM AGAIN!
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Then he CHAAAAINSAWED 'EM TO BITS! Then he put them back together. And then he CHAAAAINSAWED 'EM AGAIN!
Mike Johnson keeps saying there are plenty of instances of random people attacking ICE agents. I can find plenty of examples that show the opposite. Perhaps ICE body cams could provide the evidence he's looking for. Or perhaps it would only show more crimes against humanity.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mike Johnson keeps saying there are plenty of instances of random people attacking ICE agents. I can find plenty of examples that show the opposite. Perhaps ICE body cams could provide the evidence he's looking for. Or perhaps it would only show more crimes against humanity.
When I die, I would like it to be in a history classroom, on the off chance I can haunt it and see how the history books teach 2025.
"So then, a bunch of inflatable frogs shifted public perspective away from the MAGA movement, aided by backfire from Trump's own king diarrhea jet AI video."
"So then, a bunch of inflatable frogs shifted public perspective away from the MAGA movement, aided by backfire from Trump's own king diarrhea jet AI video."
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When I die, I would like it to be in a history classroom, on the off chance I can haunt it and see how the history books teach 2025.
"So then, a bunch of inflatable frogs shifted public perspective away from the MAGA movement, aided by backfire from Trump's own king diarrhea jet AI video."
"So then, a bunch of inflatable frogs shifted public perspective away from the MAGA movement, aided by backfire from Trump's own king diarrhea jet AI video."
I thought NCAA 26 had a glitch with that completely motionless player holding his head in disbelief and the ref just walking past him.
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I thought NCAA 26 had a glitch with that completely motionless player holding his head in disbelief and the ref just walking past him.
Damn, that's nearly as much as her cosplay budget.
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Damn, that's nearly as much as her cosplay budget.
"I can't see red, white, and blue waving in the air
I don't hear the bombs bursting and I don't even care.
Sorry for my lack of faith, I'm not the greatest patriot,
If this is all there is to freedom, I don't want it"
Now that's what I call Christian music.
I don't hear the bombs bursting and I don't even care.
Sorry for my lack of faith, I'm not the greatest patriot,
If this is all there is to freedom, I don't want it"
Now that's what I call Christian music.
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"I can't see red, white, and blue waving in the air
I don't hear the bombs bursting and I don't even care.
Sorry for my lack of faith, I'm not the greatest patriot,
If this is all there is to freedom, I don't want it"
Now that's what I call Christian music.
I don't hear the bombs bursting and I don't even care.
Sorry for my lack of faith, I'm not the greatest patriot,
If this is all there is to freedom, I don't want it"
Now that's what I call Christian music.
X & Y were good. Sun & Moon were really good. Sword & Shield and Scarlet & Violet were also mainline Pokemon games.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
X & Y were good. Sun & Moon were really good. Sword & Shield and Scarlet & Violet were also mainline Pokemon games.
"Look, we all loved Steve, but SOMETHING is gonna eat his corpse, and it might as well be us." - Bosmer logic
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Look, we all loved Steve, but SOMETHING is gonna eat his corpse, and it might as well be us." - Bosmer logic
I thought it was '90s K.D. Lang for a hot second.
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I thought it was '90s K.D. Lang for a hot second.
I loved this intro campaign, but trying to steal the Y-Wing was an absolute slaughter.
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I loved this intro campaign, but trying to steal the Y-Wing was an absolute slaughter.
Still a fantastic scene and a great pick.
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Still a fantastic scene and a great pick.
I think quokkas are just the endpoint of the reincarnation cycle for those who have pretty much attained enlightenment but aren't quite ready for nirvana.
October 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I think quokkas are just the endpoint of the reincarnation cycle for those who have pretty much attained enlightenment but aren't quite ready for nirvana.
Cut out before the best line on the episode.
Jeff: I need to be alone.
Jackie: (Long pause) You can do that by leaving.
Jeff: I need to be alone.
Jackie: (Long pause) You can do that by leaving.
October 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Cut out before the best line on the episode.
Jeff: I need to be alone.
Jackie: (Long pause) You can do that by leaving.
Jeff: I need to be alone.
Jackie: (Long pause) You can do that by leaving.
Everyone in the congressional voting district should be able to prorate their federal taxes for the months they've been denied representation.
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everyone in the congressional voting district should be able to prorate their federal taxes for the months they've been denied representation.
And the E IS for Entertainment.
October 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
And the E IS for Entertainment.