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Matthew Long
@matthewqlong22.bsky.social
Wishing the people of Jamaica safety! The infrastructure there simply cannot stand a hurricane, let alone a category 5. They often get missed by these storms. Sending positive energy to Jamaica. Beautiful country 🩶
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Anyone know how to make friends at work? Or in general? Internet friends?
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I miss the days when people would stand 10 feet away from me in line at the store and not UP MY FUCKING ASS.
August 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don’t even let me get me started.
August 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I’m watching your video “You’re Wrong About Pluto” and you said something that kind of blew my mind and I need to talk about it. But it’s a full on conversation. I need you to call me!
August 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I want a peanut butter and jelly cupcake
May 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Simpsons better not let us down now.
April 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I can SMELL the storm that is about to happen!
March 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mike, I feel like you would have really liked Noah Kahan.
March 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
FUCK dude.
February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ma’am
February 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
LADY GAGA!
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The number of times the LA fires have been shown during the Grammies is crazy. A fire outbreak like this anywhere else and they would bring it up once.
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I think one of the reasons travel is so expensive in the United States is so that you aren’t exposed to how much American propaganda we are fed. The amount of flags in our country, the pledge of allegiance, military recruitment in schools. It’s weird.
January 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Tell anyone defending Elon Musk to film themselves doing the same “wave” and upload it to the internet. Tell them to share it with their friends and family and employer. If it’s not so bad, what could happen?
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Fuck that guy. And the other one too. And the whole lot of them.
January 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Does this mean I get a stimulus check again?
January 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM