matthew mullen
@matthewmullen.bsky.social
Was doing improv in my dream last night, how bleak (love doing improv but like come on, let me fly around or something)
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Was doing improv in my dream last night, how bleak (love doing improv but like come on, let me fly around or something)
Not to be RFK Jr but car air fresheners (particularly in Ubers/Lyfts) are becoming way too much
July 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not to be RFK Jr but car air fresheners (particularly in Ubers/Lyfts) are becoming way too much
An underrated aspect of being a vampire is not having to allocate any of your square footage to a kitchen
March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
An underrated aspect of being a vampire is not having to allocate any of your square footage to a kitchen
Lowkey had the best date of my life last night and I’m allowing myself to tweet like an excited high schooler about it in the name of self love
March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Lowkey had the best date of my life last night and I’m allowing myself to tweet like an excited high schooler about it in the name of self love
Hillary Duff Come Clean came up on shuffle while it rains outside, huge day
March 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hillary Duff Come Clean came up on shuffle while it rains outside, huge day
When the liquidIV powder kinda aerosolizes after getting poured into the glass and it stays in the air for awhile? That’s as close to vaping as I get
March 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
When the liquidIV powder kinda aerosolizes after getting poured into the glass and it stays in the air for awhile? That’s as close to vaping as I get
Idk how I’m expected to work on a rainy day when I should be staring out a window for hours on end
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Idk how I’m expected to work on a rainy day when I should be staring out a window for hours on end
Grad school applications should be available year round because the odds that I get the exact anxiety attack that results in a need to apply to grad school in the fall are so low that I never end up doing it
January 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Grad school applications should be available year round because the odds that I get the exact anxiety attack that results in a need to apply to grad school in the fall are so low that I never end up doing it
New substack post, give it a read open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
Tinnitus
Do you hear it?
open.substack.com
January 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
New substack post, give it a read open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
Getting dangerously close to having more bot followers on here than real human followers
January 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Getting dangerously close to having more bot followers on here than real human followers
Just got added to my high school’s Notable globsters section on Wikipedia 🥰🥰
January 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just got added to my high school’s Notable globsters section on Wikipedia 🥰🥰
Made my therapist cry today. That’s a good sign or?
December 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Made my therapist cry today. That’s a good sign or?
Wide awake at 5 am? You know that anxiety is hitting
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Wide awake at 5 am? You know that anxiety is hitting
Pecan pie pic for all my skeeters
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Pecan pie pic for all my skeeters
Just woke up and this was my first thought: The VVest VVing
November 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Just woke up and this was my first thought: The VVest VVing
We need more record scratching in top 40 radio
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
We need more record scratching in top 40 radio
The real folie a deux is this Wicked press tour
November 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The real folie a deux is this Wicked press tour
I drew Scarface last night while watching the movie
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I drew Scarface last night while watching the movie
Going viral on bluesky for posting the link to my new substack post open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
An Introduction
Ever since graduating college I’ve been referring to myself as a writer, but the issue with this title is that I really have nothing to show for it three years later.
open.substack.com
July 29, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Going viral on bluesky for posting the link to my new substack post open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
New bird spotted: white-tailed kite
January 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
New bird spotted: white-tailed kite
Do gay guys post pictures of themselves on this app too?
October 2, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Do gay guys post pictures of themselves on this app too?
Today’s nature sighting: my first ever red-colored Velvet Ant
September 21, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Today’s nature sighting: my first ever red-colored Velvet Ant
Saw these guys today
September 21, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Saw these guys today