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Matt Morris
@matthewmorris.bsky.social
A sometime mathematician and software engineer who should arguably have done something else instead.

A convert to Bluesky's block-heavy approach: "But the little children, to save any bother, Let it in at one ear and out at the other."
Is this the best you’ve got? Seriously?
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My reasonably-pc daughter is 18 and read & enjoyed it at the age of 14 so I’d say it’s still probably ok? Think well-written modern gothic horror gets a pass.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Ares
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Muffin Man
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August 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I also despise the new AI snake-oil salespeople, but tbf “deprecate” does have an additional tech-specific usage: www.baeldung.com/cs/deprecate...
Deprecated vs. Depreciated vs. Obsolete in Software Development | Baeldung on Computer Science
Learn the difference between Deprecated, Depreciated and Obsolete.
www.baeldung.com
August 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reposted by Matt Morris
I heard some professor put googly eyes on a pencil and waved it at his class saying "HI! I'm Tim the pencil! I love helping children with their homework but my favorite is drawing pictures!"
Then, without warning, he snapped the pencil in half.
1/2
May 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I just wanted to say how much I loved the essay: I went on a similar journey myself. Nowadays I'm a philosophy nerd: my fave is Derek Parfit, ethicist, his magnum opus a 2-volume > 1000 pair of bricks called "On What Matters". And what matters according to Parfit? People. People are what matters.
July 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The dude is damaged in a very particular manner. He thinks that (other) people don’t matter as individuals: we are all fodder for the utilitarian blender set to “max” on the optimization dial. He really thinks he’s doing the right thing. A distressingly common mindset in my industry (tech).
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Think I'm Team Nicola here despite being a bloke: "faces" face forwards. Ears border that forward-facing zone, which opens up a degree of ambiguity, e.g. muscles attached to ears *are* present in the face. But the ears themselves point off to the side, they don't face the onlooker.
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM