Matthew Marcum
@matthewmarcum.bsky.social
Writer for many channels across the Whistleverse. Enjoyer of podcasts and Balatro. DMs are empty.
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Casual Criminalist Rule #1…
“Don’t write down your crimes.”
Maybe they should add… “Don’t tell ChatGPT your crimes.”
#Allegedly
@everyfairydies.bsky.social @matthewmarcum.bsky.social @docdavidbaker.bsky.social @blinddave.bsky.social @emmafreylink.bsky.social
“Don’t write down your crimes.”
Maybe they should add… “Don’t tell ChatGPT your crimes.”
#Allegedly
@everyfairydies.bsky.social @matthewmarcum.bsky.social @docdavidbaker.bsky.social @blinddave.bsky.social @emmafreylink.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Casual Criminalist Rule #1…
“Don’t write down your crimes.”
Maybe they should add… “Don’t tell ChatGPT your crimes.”
#Allegedly
@everyfairydies.bsky.social @matthewmarcum.bsky.social @docdavidbaker.bsky.social @blinddave.bsky.social @emmafreylink.bsky.social
“Don’t write down your crimes.”
Maybe they should add… “Don’t tell ChatGPT your crimes.”
#Allegedly
@everyfairydies.bsky.social @matthewmarcum.bsky.social @docdavidbaker.bsky.social @blinddave.bsky.social @emmafreylink.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh, well so long as it’s scam-free sign me up…
July 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh, well so long as it’s scam-free sign me up…
Trump just stated he hung Andrew Jackson's painting in the Cabinet Room because he admires him as a president, and he hung James K. Polk's painting beside Jackson's because the frame was same size.
Then he said he stole Marco Rubio's clock from his office.
Beautiful. No notes.
Then he said he stole Marco Rubio's clock from his office.
Beautiful. No notes.
July 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trump just stated he hung Andrew Jackson's painting in the Cabinet Room because he admires him as a president, and he hung James K. Polk's painting beside Jackson's because the frame was same size.
Then he said he stole Marco Rubio's clock from his office.
Beautiful. No notes.
Then he said he stole Marco Rubio's clock from his office.
Beautiful. No notes.
>be me
>open Reddit
>see two articles discussing the supreme court’s decision on federal injunctions (AKA the big one)
>”wow, a lot less panicking than I was expecting.”
>scroll down
>see at least 20 posts foaming at the mouth over ID verifications for porn
Never change, Reddit.
>open Reddit
>see two articles discussing the supreme court’s decision on federal injunctions (AKA the big one)
>”wow, a lot less panicking than I was expecting.”
>scroll down
>see at least 20 posts foaming at the mouth over ID verifications for porn
Never change, Reddit.
June 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
>be me
>open Reddit
>see two articles discussing the supreme court’s decision on federal injunctions (AKA the big one)
>”wow, a lot less panicking than I was expecting.”
>scroll down
>see at least 20 posts foaming at the mouth over ID verifications for porn
Never change, Reddit.
>open Reddit
>see two articles discussing the supreme court’s decision on federal injunctions (AKA the big one)
>”wow, a lot less panicking than I was expecting.”
>scroll down
>see at least 20 posts foaming at the mouth over ID verifications for porn
Never change, Reddit.
I don’t envy the people who will someday attempt to write books about this period in American culture/politics. Everything is moving so quickly. Nobody can keep track. The nation is fracturing. Photoshopped memes of @jd-vance-1.bsky.social are being shown in congress. What a time to be alive.
June 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don’t envy the people who will someday attempt to write books about this period in American culture/politics. Everything is moving so quickly. Nobody can keep track. The nation is fracturing. Photoshopped memes of @jd-vance-1.bsky.social are being shown in congress. What a time to be alive.
"Our Plate Up crew carefully explaining why the restaurant was shuttered after the kitchen caught fire and there was nowhere to cut and plate the pizza because all the tables and counter space was taken up by dirty plates and god dammit, Rubio, you were on dishes!"
June 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Our Plate Up crew carefully explaining why the restaurant was shuttered after the kitchen caught fire and there was nowhere to cut and plate the pizza because all the tables and counter space was taken up by dirty plates and god dammit, Rubio, you were on dishes!"
The man, the myth, the legend: youtu.be/FmlhA3dpxnc?...
Joe Rogan Experience #2336 - Ken Burns
YouTube video by PowerfulJRE
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The man, the myth, the legend: youtu.be/FmlhA3dpxnc?...
Something I’ve learned: when you’re in the mood for a genuinely entertaining read that doesn’t feel preachy, scan the shelf for the cheesiest cover you can find, novella length, written in the 60s, 70s, or 80s…
So, so many gems. I’ve yet to find a dud…
So, so many gems. I’ve yet to find a dud…
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Something I’ve learned: when you’re in the mood for a genuinely entertaining read that doesn’t feel preachy, scan the shelf for the cheesiest cover you can find, novella length, written in the 60s, 70s, or 80s…
So, so many gems. I’ve yet to find a dud…
So, so many gems. I’ve yet to find a dud…
The amount of political capital that Israel has exhausted around the world since October 7th is insane…
May 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The amount of political capital that Israel has exhausted around the world since October 7th is insane…
I mean, sure. Why not?
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I mean, sure. Why not?
Dang, I didn’t expect to convert to Catholicism, but Ameri-Pope is making a strong case by prioritizing this conversation…
apnews.com/article/pope...
apnews.com/article/pope...
Pope Leo XIV lays out his vision and identifies AI as a main challenge for humanity
Pope Leo XIV has laid out the vision of his papacy and has identified artificial intelligence as one of the most critical matters facing humanity.
apnews.com
May 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dang, I didn’t expect to convert to Catholicism, but Ameri-Pope is making a strong case by prioritizing this conversation…
apnews.com/article/pope...
apnews.com/article/pope...
"I will go to Costco on a weekend for Pakistan!"
"WOOOOOOW! He's going to be a soldier in a big battle for Pakistan! That's greaaaat!"
"WOOOOOOW! He's going to be a soldier in a big battle for Pakistan! That's greaaaat!"
May 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"I will go to Costco on a weekend for Pakistan!"
"WOOOOOOW! He's going to be a soldier in a big battle for Pakistan! That's greaaaat!"
"WOOOOOOW! He's going to be a soldier in a big battle for Pakistan! That's greaaaat!"
I've come to the conclusion that far away construction noises involving large steel cables sound unnervingly like angry whispers outside your bedroom window at 2am...
I don't think l've been that chilled since I was a kid...
I don't think l've been that chilled since I was a kid...
April 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I've come to the conclusion that far away construction noises involving large steel cables sound unnervingly like angry whispers outside your bedroom window at 2am...
I don't think l've been that chilled since I was a kid...
I don't think l've been that chilled since I was a kid...
Well, Taylor Schabusiness has attacked yet another attorney while appearing in court for attacking a prison nurse…
youtu.be/1FtuhFcC1Wk?...
youtu.be/1FtuhFcC1Wk?...
"Taylor Schabusiness tackled after she lunges at attorney..." — The Stuff You Didn't Read
YouTube video by Matthew Marcum
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Well, Taylor Schabusiness has attacked yet another attorney while appearing in court for attacking a prison nurse…
youtu.be/1FtuhFcC1Wk?...
youtu.be/1FtuhFcC1Wk?...
I’m trying out something new today… give it a listen and tell me what you think :)
youtu.be/uDnzF0pq-VE?...
youtu.be/uDnzF0pq-VE?...
"Global Crackdown on KidFlix" — The Stuff You Didn't Read
YouTube video by Matthew Marcum
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m trying out something new today… give it a listen and tell me what you think :)
youtu.be/uDnzF0pq-VE?...
youtu.be/uDnzF0pq-VE?...
For me the biggest takeaway from this whole Signal group chat thing is that JD, Pete Hegseth, and the rest all seem to legitimately believe that the EU has been taking financial advantage of the US. It’s not just posturing…
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For me the biggest takeaway from this whole Signal group chat thing is that JD, Pete Hegseth, and the rest all seem to legitimately believe that the EU has been taking financial advantage of the US. It’s not just posturing…
I just saw “vegetarian tater tots” on a menu, so needless to say I have a lot of questions…
March 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just saw “vegetarian tater tots” on a menu, so needless to say I have a lot of questions…
Sometimes I keep my girlfriend updated on the stock market... But I do it in fun little ways:
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sometimes I keep my girlfriend updated on the stock market... But I do it in fun little ways:
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When a Brain Blaze editor says the DtU vid he’s working on “might surpass the most unhinged crap I’ve done on Blazes”, you know it’s going to be…something.
Just a heads up for the second ever Katy X Julian collab 😁
Just a heads up for the second ever Katy X Julian collab 😁
March 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When a Brain Blaze editor says the DtU vid he’s working on “might surpass the most unhinged crap I’ve done on Blazes”, you know it’s going to be…something.
Just a heads up for the second ever Katy X Julian collab 😁
Just a heads up for the second ever Katy X Julian collab 😁
Trump is playing some of the most impressive, biggly-brained 4D Chess I’ve ever seen!
—so impressive, in fact, I can’t even keep up with him!
To the layman, it looks like incompetence, but that’s just all part of the plan. Many people are saying this. Many brilliant people.
WWIII averted!!!
—so impressive, in fact, I can’t even keep up with him!
To the layman, it looks like incompetence, but that’s just all part of the plan. Many people are saying this. Many brilliant people.
WWIII averted!!!
February 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trump is playing some of the most impressive, biggly-brained 4D Chess I’ve ever seen!
—so impressive, in fact, I can’t even keep up with him!
To the layman, it looks like incompetence, but that’s just all part of the plan. Many people are saying this. Many brilliant people.
WWIII averted!!!
—so impressive, in fact, I can’t even keep up with him!
To the layman, it looks like incompetence, but that’s just all part of the plan. Many people are saying this. Many brilliant people.
WWIII averted!!!
I’ve spent the better part of a decade receiving periodic spam messages for someone named “Bob,” and it’s only now, in 2025, that I realize it’s because I used to put “Bob Saget” as my name for everything online as a teenager lol
February 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’ve spent the better part of a decade receiving periodic spam messages for someone named “Bob,” and it’s only now, in 2025, that I realize it’s because I used to put “Bob Saget” as my name for everything online as a teenager lol
“Scroll—scroll—scroll—scroll—till your life has meaning again.”
- a random reddit user
- a random reddit user
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Scroll—scroll—scroll—scroll—till your life has meaning again.”
- a random reddit user
- a random reddit user