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i dont think ive taken a breath since the 8th inning
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i dont think ive taken a breath since the 8th inning
BOTTOM OF THE 9TH
4-4
BASES LOADED
YAMAMOTO PITCHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGG
4-4
BASES LOADED
YAMAMOTO PITCHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGG
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
BOTTOM OF THE 9TH
4-4
BASES LOADED
YAMAMOTO PITCHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGG
4-4
BASES LOADED
YAMAMOTO PITCHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGG
SHO-TIME IS OVER
IT'S BO TIME NOW
IT'S BO TIME NOW
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
SHO-TIME IS OVER
IT'S BO TIME NOW
IT'S BO TIME NOW
SAVE US VLADDY
SAVE US BO
SAVE US BO
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
SAVE US VLADDY
SAVE US BO
SAVE US BO
IM CLOSING MY EYES I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREEEEE
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
IM CLOSING MY EYES I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREEEEE
LOCK THE FUCK IN
SAVE US JEFF HOFFMAN
SAVE US JEFF HOFFMAN
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
LOCK THE FUCK IN
SAVE US JEFF HOFFMAN
SAVE US JEFF HOFFMAN
the curve on that hit and catching it with the very tip of the glove, that was some matrix shit to keep the insurance run away
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
the curve on that hit and catching it with the very tip of the glove, that was some matrix shit to keep the insurance run away
ernie clement is my hero but what's even more insane is that vladdy is only one hit behind him for the MLB record this post-season
what a fuckin team we've got right now
what a fuckin team we've got right now
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ernie clement is my hero but what's even more insane is that vladdy is only one hit behind him for the MLB record this post-season
what a fuckin team we've got right now
what a fuckin team we've got right now
CRYING SHITTING THROWING UP
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS STRESS
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS STRESS
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
CRYING SHITTING THROWING UP
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS STRESS
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS STRESS
What's insane to me is that Ernie Clement currently ties the MLB record for most hits in a single post-season (29) but Vladdy is right behind him at 28 also in this same post-season and is also such a defensive threat
This team is unreal
This team is unreal
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What's insane to me is that Ernie Clement currently ties the MLB record for most hits in a single post-season (29) but Vladdy is right behind him at 28 also in this same post-season and is also such a defensive threat
This team is unreal
This team is unreal
a batter telling the pitcher to "hit me" and subsequently getting hit, only for the pitcher to ask "what are you going to do about it?" and getting a comebacker to the shin is peak comedy
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a batter telling the pitcher to "hit me" and subsequently getting hit, only for the pitcher to ask "what are you going to do about it?" and getting a comebacker to the shin is peak comedy
Already up 3-0. Shohei is gassed out and gave up a HR after a dozen wild throws. I'm cautiously optimistic in our chances tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Already up 3-0. Shohei is gassed out and gave up a HR after a dozen wild throws. I'm cautiously optimistic in our chances tonight.
I don't know how many times we're just going to disregard rules or make them up on the fly to accommodate him. Absolute mockery and I'm glad they're being called out for it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't know how many times we're just going to disregard rules or make them up on the fly to accommodate him. Absolute mockery and I'm glad they're being called out for it.
Nice shot.
Back when I used to do archery regularly, we had a few guys who were able to split golf tees at 20 or 30 yards. Shooting traditional recurve or compound bows?
Back when I used to do archery regularly, we had a few guys who were able to split golf tees at 20 or 30 yards. Shooting traditional recurve or compound bows?
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Nice shot.
Back when I used to do archery regularly, we had a few guys who were able to split golf tees at 20 or 30 yards. Shooting traditional recurve or compound bows?
Back when I used to do archery regularly, we had a few guys who were able to split golf tees at 20 or 30 yards. Shooting traditional recurve or compound bows?
And then get wounded, desert the military, form a band, become a famous anti-establishment rockerboy and blow up Nestle HQ?
August 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
And then get wounded, desert the military, form a band, become a famous anti-establishment rockerboy and blow up Nestle HQ?
patrick, i have to ask.
panam or judy?
panam or judy?
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
patrick, i have to ask.
panam or judy?
panam or judy?
i will never get used to seeing the word "dongle" in a totally normal context
August 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i will never get used to seeing the word "dongle" in a totally normal context
Love it. I'm always impressed how every quest title is a song I've got in my library and how they're all so relevant to the quests they're attached to. Don't Fear the Reaper was a solid choice for the final assault.
July 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Love it. I'm always impressed how every quest title is a song I've got in my library and how they're all so relevant to the quests they're attached to. Don't Fear the Reaper was a solid choice for the final assault.
I've always wondered, who was it that had the idea to make every quest name a song title that Johnny would've been inspired by? And who came up with a fitting song for every quest?
Really cool idea and kudos to that person/people.
Really cool idea and kudos to that person/people.
July 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I've always wondered, who was it that had the idea to make every quest name a song title that Johnny would've been inspired by? And who came up with a fitting song for every quest?
Really cool idea and kudos to that person/people.
Really cool idea and kudos to that person/people.
You know, one would think that'd be the kind of common sense decision that wouldn't require a PR or marketing person.
But, on the other hand, that level of stupidity is what guarantees us a bit of job security.
But, on the other hand, that level of stupidity is what guarantees us a bit of job security.
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You know, one would think that'd be the kind of common sense decision that wouldn't require a PR or marketing person.
But, on the other hand, that level of stupidity is what guarantees us a bit of job security.
But, on the other hand, that level of stupidity is what guarantees us a bit of job security.
People don't want the truth. People want people who confirm their biases, and the truth is often inconvenient to them.
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
People don't want the truth. People want people who confirm their biases, and the truth is often inconvenient to them.
why does this read like a threat
a threat i'd be more than happy to be taken up on, but still
a threat i'd be more than happy to be taken up on, but still
July 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
why does this read like a threat
a threat i'd be more than happy to be taken up on, but still
a threat i'd be more than happy to be taken up on, but still
The Gros Michel giveth, and the Gros Michel taketh away.
July 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Gros Michel giveth, and the Gros Michel taketh away.