Matthew Callari
@matthewlari.bsky.social
cabalist/medical office agitator
Is this thing on??
November 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Is this thing on??
Apparently it’s called it the Miracle Mile bc it’s a miracle when it doesn’t smell like shit
October 4, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Apparently it’s called it the Miracle Mile bc it’s a miracle when it doesn’t smell like shit
They don’t want you to know that the VHS franchise has produced some solid horror
September 27, 2023 at 4:16 AM
They don’t want you to know that the VHS franchise has produced some solid horror
Can the SAG strike please just wait until my skin clears up (rare occurrence)?
September 25, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Can the SAG strike please just wait until my skin clears up (rare occurrence)?
Growing up is hating Chris Collinsworth until you realize that he’s the best color-commentator possibly ever
September 25, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Growing up is hating Chris Collinsworth until you realize that he’s the best color-commentator possibly ever
I 🫀 my followers
September 23, 2023 at 2:51 PM
I 🫀 my followers
This is a render but this is very much what Pink’s looks like atm
September 22, 2023 at 7:57 PM
This is a render but this is very much what Pink’s looks like atm
🚨Pink’s Hot Dog has been painted completely gold for ABC’s The Golden Bachelor🚨
September 22, 2023 at 3:37 PM
🚨Pink’s Hot Dog has been painted completely gold for ABC’s The Golden Bachelor🚨
The Golden Bachelor is going to be the greatest season of reality TV ever made
September 22, 2023 at 3:14 AM
The Golden Bachelor is going to be the greatest season of reality TV ever made
Maybe I’ll put some of my acting work up on here someday. Can already tell this is a more welcoming environment for that sorta thing (I hate my work)
September 22, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Maybe I’ll put some of my acting work up on here someday. Can already tell this is a more welcoming environment for that sorta thing (I hate my work)
Hope u beautiful folks enjoy lukewarm takes on all things politics/sports/entertainment/pop culch
September 22, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Hope u beautiful folks enjoy lukewarm takes on all things politics/sports/entertainment/pop culch
Wow I have so much clout on here already
September 22, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Wow I have so much clout on here already