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The cool thing about biweekly mortgages is that a three pay cheque month means nothing anymore
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The cool thing about biweekly mortgages is that a three pay cheque month means nothing anymore
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I think the hashtag #couplescomedy is funny because who on earth is SEARCHING for that
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I think the hashtag #couplescomedy is funny because who on earth is SEARCHING for that
Being a teacher/educator/instructor is a reminder that any time you go out in public, you might run into a student, former or current. Tonight, in one social group, I ran into four.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Being a teacher/educator/instructor is a reminder that any time you go out in public, you might run into a student, former or current. Tonight, in one social group, I ran into four.
Looove that the new Digimon game is basically Persona: Digital Monsters. What a smart take on the franchise.
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Looove that the new Digimon game is basically Persona: Digital Monsters. What a smart take on the franchise.
I have never needed a weekend more in my LIFE
September 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have never needed a weekend more in my LIFE
We’re two days into our new home and I already know more about our neighbours than I have any other neighbour (except for that time I lived next door to my grandparents for 10 years).
September 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We’re two days into our new home and I already know more about our neighbours than I have any other neighbour (except for that time I lived next door to my grandparents for 10 years).
Gonna need Fifth Harmony to host a mid-2000s style audition reality show to find the new fifth harmony
September 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gonna need Fifth Harmony to host a mid-2000s style audition reality show to find the new fifth harmony
Protein Cooking Spray
August 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Protein Cooking Spray
Colgate Protein Toothpaste
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Colgate Protein Toothpaste
Bring me to a party and there’s 90% chance that I’ll talk about how Dakota Johnson ushered in the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres.
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Bring me to a party and there’s 90% chance that I’ll talk about how Dakota Johnson ushered in the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres.
The way Dungeon Crawler Carl has taken over my life... what an amazing series. Only a little bit into the second book but I'm eating it up.
August 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The way Dungeon Crawler Carl has taken over my life... what an amazing series. Only a little bit into the second book but I'm eating it up.
Imagine being American right now.
August 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Imagine being American right now.
I started a Pinterest for our new house and it’s top tier.
Oh also me and my partner bought a house.
Oh also me and my partner bought a house.
July 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I started a Pinterest for our new house and it’s top tier.
Oh also me and my partner bought a house.
Oh also me and my partner bought a house.
Lance Bass’s finally found his Instagram niche - content for gay diabetic dads.
July 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lance Bass’s finally found his Instagram niche - content for gay diabetic dads.
Teen mom but it’s because a girl somehow adopts someone at the age of 14
July 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Teen mom but it’s because a girl somehow adopts someone at the age of 14
For Wicked: For Good, Cynthia and Ariana should’ve switched roles but never address it.
June 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
For Wicked: For Good, Cynthia and Ariana should’ve switched roles but never address it.
Jesus and his polycule
June 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Jesus and his polycule
There’s something really weird about seeing two megalomaniac narcissistic oligarchs fighting over social media the same way two fifteen year old gay boys would fight over pop divas.
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
There’s something really weird about seeing two megalomaniac narcissistic oligarchs fighting over social media the same way two fifteen year old gay boys would fight over pop divas.
I hate freelance work, but I’m debating putting myself out for some work because I’ve got the itch to build a gaming pc but don’t want to touch money from the house fund lol
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I hate freelance work, but I’m debating putting myself out for some work because I’ve got the itch to build a gaming pc but don’t want to touch money from the house fund lol
Realllly wanna play Clair Obscure but it’s getting mixed reviews for the Steam Deck. Contemplating getting it and hoping for the best, or waiting and starting Persona 3 Reloaded. But has anyone had good success with Clair Obscure on the deck??
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Realllly wanna play Clair Obscure but it’s getting mixed reviews for the Steam Deck. Contemplating getting it and hoping for the best, or waiting and starting Persona 3 Reloaded. But has anyone had good success with Clair Obscure on the deck??
Considering doing a series of video essays where I’m just rewatching buffy the vampire slayer
May 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Considering doing a series of video essays where I’m just rewatching buffy the vampire slayer
Remember when PP was projected to be the next leader of the country and then Trump came into office and said “hold my beer”
April 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Remember when PP was projected to be the next leader of the country and then Trump came into office and said “hold my beer”
A practical use for AI: filter out the storylines of housewives I don’t want to watch during a rematch.
April 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A practical use for AI: filter out the storylines of housewives I don’t want to watch during a rematch.
Duolingo has taught me enough French that I could put together what the fortune teller told Ramona about her husband in season four of #RHONY
April 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Duolingo has taught me enough French that I could put together what the fortune teller told Ramona about her husband in season four of #RHONY