Matt, an internet friend
@matthewjkiefer.bsky.social
Probably won’t post on here any more than at the last place.
What’s your favorite meatball take you actually believe yourself? Mine is that with a healthy Tommie Harris and Mike Brown, the Bears beat the Colts in SB41.
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
What’s your favorite meatball take you actually believe yourself? Mine is that with a healthy Tommie Harris and Mike Brown, the Bears beat the Colts in SB41.
He’s got that Max Verstappen “I’m really glad you found something you’re this good at because otherwise I’m worried you’d be a serial killer” energy (complimentary)
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
He’s got that Max Verstappen “I’m really glad you found something you’re this good at because otherwise I’m worried you’d be a serial killer” energy (complimentary)
There goes my cretin question for next week. (“They’re really just going to let Korch rot in Rockford and then trade him for pennies on the dollar, aren’t they?”)
I suppose they could still do that. But hopefully his usage is enough to tip the Blashilll meter slightly more towards “not a moron.”
I suppose they could still do that. But hopefully his usage is enough to tip the Blashilll meter slightly more towards “not a moron.”
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
There goes my cretin question for next week. (“They’re really just going to let Korch rot in Rockford and then trade him for pennies on the dollar, aren’t they?”)
I suppose they could still do that. But hopefully his usage is enough to tip the Blashilll meter slightly more towards “not a moron.”
I suppose they could still do that. But hopefully his usage is enough to tip the Blashilll meter slightly more towards “not a moron.”
The most “same old Bears” thing would be to finally slay the dragon, only for the very injured dragon to come back and win on the road in the playoffs. So I guess we’ll really know on Saturday, huh?
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The most “same old Bears” thing would be to finally slay the dragon, only for the very injured dragon to come back and win on the road in the playoffs. So I guess we’ll really know on Saturday, huh?
Every turkey my family has ever cooked has been referred to at least once as a “gobla gobla humonga.”
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Every turkey my family has ever cooked has been referred to at least once as a “gobla gobla humonga.”
Cold enough out there to freeze your Winnebago
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cold enough out there to freeze your Winnebago
The U watermark is what takes it over the edge for me.
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The U watermark is what takes it over the edge for me.
Does it matter at all for the rebuild if Frondell is a center or wing?
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Does it matter at all for the rebuild if Frondell is a center or wing?
Would any of these work on a plane? Flying long haul over the holidays with my kids for the first time this winter break. They love Ticket to Ride and SushiGo. Maybe one of the deck building games?
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Would any of these work on a plane? Flying long haul over the holidays with my kids for the first time this winter break. They love Ticket to Ride and SushiGo. Maybe one of the deck building games?
I’m one of the ones who asked! And then I watched Pitt-Minnesota yesterday and it was clear even to me, a neophyte, that being “the team who has Olivia Babcock” puts you at a huge advantage across five sets.
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m one of the ones who asked! And then I watched Pitt-Minnesota yesterday and it was clear even to me, a neophyte, that being “the team who has Olivia Babcock” puts you at a huge advantage across five sets.
Nor enough people to pull off a Swinging Priest, a Crazy Larry, a Soft Shoulder, a Baker’s Dozen, or a Hell in a Handbasket (even if they could train a cat that quickly.)
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nor enough people to pull off a Swinging Priest, a Crazy Larry, a Soft Shoulder, a Baker’s Dozen, or a Hell in a Handbasket (even if they could train a cat that quickly.)
I did read it, and it is super helpful! She is excited to watch Nebraska try and vaporize more teams.
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I did read it, and it is super helpful! She is excited to watch Nebraska try and vaporize more teams.
I’ve only started seriously watching the last couple of years with my newly-volleyball-obsessed 11 year old. Is the tournament usually this chalky?
(Please help Dad look like he knows things!)
(Please help Dad look like he knows things!)
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ve only started seriously watching the last couple of years with my newly-volleyball-obsessed 11 year old. Is the tournament usually this chalky?
(Please help Dad look like he knows things!)
(Please help Dad look like he knows things!)
I’ve decided the optimal way is to have the BBC live text updates open. No video, no audio, and the text commentator guy is clearly having a psychological break because of how long it is taking.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’ve decided the optimal way is to have the BBC live text updates open. No video, no audio, and the text commentator guy is clearly having a psychological break because of how long it is taking.
Is the connector at Sox Park a new piece of the plan? Don’t remember seeing it before.
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is the connector at Sox Park a new piece of the plan? Don’t remember seeing it before.
Get yours, Susie.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Get yours, Susie.
Oh for sure, although given *waves generically at all things Vancouver* who knows?
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh for sure, although given *waves generically at all things Vancouver* who knows?
Trade him and da Florida pick for Quinn Hughes my frent.
(I think I’m only half kidding?)
(I think I’m only half kidding?)
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Trade him and da Florida pick for Quinn Hughes my frent.
(I think I’m only half kidding?)
(I think I’m only half kidding?)
Yup, thought about that throughout his entire Oscar campaign a couple years ago.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Yup, thought about that throughout his entire Oscar campaign a couple years ago.
Can you just plan everyone a trip of cute German towns? As a treat?
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can you just plan everyone a trip of cute German towns? As a treat?
ArnieTex is a treasure.
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ArnieTex is a treasure.
He seems really relaxed in those Trivago commercials
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He seems really relaxed in those Trivago commercials
Shouts out to the paleteros and the Chicago brown dogs
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shouts out to the paleteros and the Chicago brown dogs