matthewjbarnard.bsky.social
@matthewjbarnard.bsky.social
I was born at 343ppm CO2. I went to Cornell and Duke. I work on business strategy in the tech industry.

I have a wonderful wife and two beautiful children: can we try not to leave them a burning planet covered in dictatorships?
I assume this will wipe out most Groq employees hopes for a payout?

Seems like working at an AI start-up is all risk, no reward.
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dash learning he can run on water. The theater went crazy for this.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
His parents fed and clothed him for YEARS
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The G.O.A.T.(herd)
October 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Burrito Taxi = Uber Eats, Door Dash, etc.
July 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have like 6 more verses ready if this takes off.
July 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When you tie up your yacht
With a quick bowline knot
That’s a mooring
July 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh my god I just learned that only New Yorkers say this… been saying it for 40 years. Thank you.
June 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sometimes this just plays in my head for an hour or two… thank you for making this one of those times.
June 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I assume he used cardstock.
April 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mario Party has lots of mini-games including some that are toddler-friendly.
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM