Pronounced Jakes
@matthewjaques.bsky.social
Kilt Guy, Part time Jolly Old Elf, Full Time Utah Man #ThinkCelestial
After that win, had to continue Dark mode at church today
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
After that win, had to continue Dark mode at church today
Just a proud dad over here, posting a picture of his daughter… love this kid so much. (She bought a new dress to go to a wedding)
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just a proud dad over here, posting a picture of his daughter… love this kid so much. (She bought a new dress to go to a wedding)
Upgraded the outfit for this year. New suit, new vest, new boots, etc…
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Upgraded the outfit for this year. New suit, new vest, new boots, etc…
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
Once a year and only once a year. 7 years and we still miss you. #WearBlueforKaiden
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Once a year and only once a year. 7 years and we still miss you. #WearBlueforKaiden
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
Post you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Post you from a different era
While past performance is no guarantee of future success, a quick look back. Since joining the P5/4 in 2011, @utahfootball.bsky.social has twice gone 3-0 and then played ranked opponent while being ranked themselves
2023 - #11 Utah beat #22 UCLA 14-7
2015 - #18 Utah beat #13 Oregon 62-20
2023 - #11 Utah beat #22 UCLA 14-7
2015 - #18 Utah beat #13 Oregon 62-20
September 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
While past performance is no guarantee of future success, a quick look back. Since joining the P5/4 in 2011, @utahfootball.bsky.social has twice gone 3-0 and then played ranked opponent while being ranked themselves
2023 - #11 Utah beat #22 UCLA 14-7
2015 - #18 Utah beat #13 Oregon 62-20
2023 - #11 Utah beat #22 UCLA 14-7
2015 - #18 Utah beat #13 Oregon 62-20
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September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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100 days until Christmas! Good times to make your plans to have Santa check in with your family, in person or by video call. Even weddings are on the table in some places. Santa can make it happen. Contact for more details. #HOx3
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
100 days until Christmas! Good times to make your plans to have Santa check in with your family, in person or by video call. Even weddings are on the table in some places. Santa can make it happen. Contact for more details. #HOx3
A few late night @utahfootball.bsky.social notes
*Utah has outscored their opponents 137-25
*Utah out gained the opposition 1551-672
*The Utes have rushed for more yards than they have allowed in total offense (UU - 840 rushing yards gained, 672 yards of total offense allowed
*Utah has outscored their opponents 137-25
*Utah out gained the opposition 1551-672
*The Utes have rushed for more yards than they have allowed in total offense (UU - 840 rushing yards gained, 672 yards of total offense allowed
September 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A few late night @utahfootball.bsky.social notes
*Utah has outscored their opponents 137-25
*Utah out gained the opposition 1551-672
*The Utes have rushed for more yards than they have allowed in total offense (UU - 840 rushing yards gained, 672 yards of total offense allowed
*Utah has outscored their opponents 137-25
*Utah out gained the opposition 1551-672
*The Utes have rushed for more yards than they have allowed in total offense (UU - 840 rushing yards gained, 672 yards of total offense allowed
Four teams ranked from 11 to 19 lost today #8 Notre Dame loses as well. Utah should move up at least a couple spots. But giving the voting ration now we’ve seen from some of the AP voters, Utah might fall out of the top 25.
September 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Four teams ranked from 11 to 19 lost today #8 Notre Dame loses as well. Utah should move up at least a couple spots. But giving the voting ration now we’ve seen from some of the AP voters, Utah might fall out of the top 25.
I think it is probably fair to make the argument that Wyoming is the best team that either Utah or Texas Tech has played this year
September 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I think it is probably fair to make the argument that Wyoming is the best team that either Utah or Texas Tech has played this year
Final score 31-6 for the Utes. Post game show brought to you by Wilco - Glad It’s Over
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Final score 31-6 for the Utes. Post game show brought to you by Wilco - Glad It’s Over
That scoring drive is presented by JB…. Not Jack Bauer, Jackson Bennee
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
That scoring drive is presented by JB…. Not Jack Bauer, Jackson Bennee
Who knew you could run a fumblerooski on a pass play?
September 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Who knew you could run a fumblerooski on a pass play?
The Utah football offense on this drive
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Utah football offense on this drive
Enjoy tonight’s entertainment, William Shakespeare’s classic, A Comedy of Errors, presented by the first half of Utah Football 🤦🏻
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Enjoy tonight’s entertainment, William Shakespeare’s classic, A Comedy of Errors, presented by the first half of Utah Football 🤦🏻
Reason #1876374 why I will never be called to be a bishop… cause my first message might sound like this. 😉
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reason #1876374 why I will never be called to be a bishop… cause my first message might sound like this. 😉
Feels like a mid 90s Alt rock kind of day...
Sugar - My Favorite Thing
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Sugar - My Favorite Thing
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Sugar - Your Favorite Thing (Music Video) (HQ)
YouTube video by ManWithouties
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September 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Feels like a mid 90s Alt rock kind of day...
Sugar - My Favorite Thing
www.youtube.com/watch?si=Dpr...
Sugar - My Favorite Thing
www.youtube.com/watch?si=Dpr...
Out for a walk after work. Thinking my friend Jason, who is no longer w/ us. He always said “Love is the answer”. Love your family/friends. Love your enemies. Love those who agree/disagree with you. Love those who root for the other football team. Just love and things get better
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Out for a walk after work. Thinking my friend Jason, who is no longer w/ us. He always said “Love is the answer”. Love your family/friends. Love your enemies. Love those who agree/disagree with you. Love those who root for the other football team. Just love and things get better
Even Santa gets new cloths sometimes
August 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Even Santa gets new cloths sometimes
With apologies to my other persona… it’s the most wonderful time of the year.
August 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
With apologies to my other persona… it’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Galactus the Carpathian.
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Galactus the Carpathian.