Matthew Horton
@matthewhorton.com
Top rollmo’ star. Writer. Media node. Author of the 33 1/3 on George Michael’s Faith. Arsenal. Running. Dartford.
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Getting on with the housework while everyone's out.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Getting on with the housework while everyone's out.
And of course this, as probably everyone has mentioned. Soft Cell would never be so blissful.
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And of course this, as probably everyone has mentioned. Soft Cell would never be so blissful.
Gunners For Peace have come up with some alternative suggestions for Arsenal sleeve sponsors. Because anything's better than Visit Rwanda. www.instagram.com/p/DQD4Ea8jfu...
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Gunners For Peace have come up with some alternative suggestions for Arsenal sleeve sponsors. Because anything's better than Visit Rwanda. www.instagram.com/p/DQD4Ea8jfu...
Good luck selling it without a price, lads.
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good luck selling it without a price, lads.
Watching Dirty Harry. Dean Wormer is currently putting Clint Eastwood on double secret probation.
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Watching Dirty Harry. Dean Wormer is currently putting Clint Eastwood on double secret probation.
Hans pictured here surely moments before joining Gary Numan on 'auxiliary bass duties' for his 1984 Berserker tour.
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hans pictured here surely moments before joining Gary Numan on 'auxiliary bass duties' for his 1984 Berserker tour.
Sometimes I think of ditching Facebook for good, but then I see 100s of people debating the veracity of this very genuine photo of Fleetwood Mac in 1982 and wonder if I can do without it.
October 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sometimes I think of ditching Facebook for good, but then I see 100s of people debating the veracity of this very genuine photo of Fleetwood Mac in 1982 and wonder if I can do without it.
Occasionally history's greatest single.
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Occasionally history's greatest single.
WE. ARE. TOP OF THE LEAGUE. (CURRENTLY).
October 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
WE. ARE. TOP OF THE LEAGUE. (CURRENTLY).
And here – semi-exclusive! – is singer Shirley Lewis in the book, talking about her contribution to Father Figure and the bond between her and George.
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And here – semi-exclusive! – is singer Shirley Lewis in the book, talking about her contribution to Father Figure and the bond between her and George.
They did this reissue though. Went with the mad Where The Wild Things Are painting for the actual cover, mind you.
October 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
They did this reissue though. Went with the mad Where The Wild Things Are painting for the actual cover, mind you.
Just her, presumably.
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just her, presumably.
There you go, truth. United were fifth though, so some things are way off.
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There you go, truth. United were fifth though, so some things are way off.
Reminds me a bit of 1990/91, this table. Those four teams spent the autumn duking it out, Palace were unbeaten for a long time, Ian Woan won Arsenal the league. He'll probably be less influential this time.
September 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reminds me a bit of 1990/91, this table. Those four teams spent the autumn duking it out, Palace were unbeaten for a long time, Ian Woan won Arsenal the league. He'll probably be less influential this time.
The world's population can roughly be divided into People Who Think This Was The Best Album Of 2003 and Smashing Pumpkins Fans.
September 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The world's population can roughly be divided into People Who Think This Was The Best Album Of 2003 and Smashing Pumpkins Fans.
North Lincolnshire
September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
North Lincolnshire
Last night Dartford FC went out of the Kent Senior Cup to Erith on pens. I think this guy on Facebook really sums it up.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Last night Dartford FC went out of the Kent Senior Cup to Erith on pens. I think this guy on Facebook really sums it up.
Watching Chelsea splashing around like this brings back some lovely memories.
September 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Watching Chelsea splashing around like this brings back some lovely memories.
Possibly my greatest Wordle achievement.
September 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Possibly my greatest Wordle achievement.
For those wondering, Spider-Man and the Green Goblin are on the other side of the room, near their TARDISes.
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For those wondering, Spider-Man and the Green Goblin are on the other side of the room, near their TARDISes.
Approaching the penultimate stage of nearly reaching the final furlong of almost finishing the new office.
September 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Approaching the penultimate stage of nearly reaching the final furlong of almost finishing the new office.
Yes! Probably a better shout. These two also popped into my head, but when I went looking I found a disappointing lack of participants/stupid poses.
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Yes! Probably a better shout. These two also popped into my head, but when I went looking I found a disappointing lack of participants/stupid poses.