Matthew Holvey 📻 station-dark.com 📡
@matthewholvey.bsky.social
Writer. Coffee drinker. I like my gods cosmic and unknowable, my black forests seeping with malintent. Octopuses are eight-tentacled hugmonsters.
Huge Bread would be a solid name for a bakery. Tagline. “We make huge bread.” Missed opportunity.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Huge Bread would be a solid name for a bakery. Tagline. “We make huge bread.” Missed opportunity.
A solid four-word story right there.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
A solid four-word story right there.
There’s a huge punchline at the end of all this lifetime stuff, I’m certain of it.
Love the pics of that place in France.
Love the pics of that place in France.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
There’s a huge punchline at the end of all this lifetime stuff, I’m certain of it.
Love the pics of that place in France.
Love the pics of that place in France.
That is an awesome pic
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That is an awesome pic
I can feel it passing. The time…
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I can feel it passing. The time…
I had to clap- four times briskly- while reading this.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I had to clap- four times briskly- while reading this.
Every time I hear my voice on a message, I think “I never wanna meet that guy.”
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every time I hear my voice on a message, I think “I never wanna meet that guy.”
A reason right there to always carry supplies
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A reason right there to always carry supplies
The spider / human inversion… Our infrastructure is less squishy but our bodies are more squishy.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The spider / human inversion… Our infrastructure is less squishy but our bodies are more squishy.
I love this mood
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I love this mood
Instructions: “Decorate”
Say less.
Say less.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Instructions: “Decorate”
Say less.
Say less.
I’m liking this comment, but with disapproval.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m liking this comment, but with disapproval.
wait…. header cheese on apple pie is a thing? I refuse to even google this horror
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
wait…. header cheese on apple pie is a thing? I refuse to even google this horror
Definitely a Midwestern move
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Definitely a Midwestern move
I love it!
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I love it!