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@dieworkwear.bsky.social if you will do a post on the aesthetics of battleships, I will donate $25 to the charity of your choice. Will anyone join me in donating?
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I take it that Trump's team plans to increase their use of the Autopen due to Trump's increasing dementia.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why haven't any ICE officers been charged with assault under state laws?
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Trump reversed his tariffs on food. Do you think the food conglomerates will immediately reduce prices?
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Progressives need to get behind banning DIY acupuncture, and in particular with large-diameter or blunt-tip needles.
October 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How long would the architectural and planning phase usually take for a project the size of Trump's ballroom? What are the chances of serious problems arising from rushing things?
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
So I guess it's a violent crime to mow lawns and trim bushes and to do it reliably, for years on end in all kinds of weather, and for very low pay.
October 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Trump was a real estate investor, and inflation is generally good for real estate investors, especially those who are highly leveraged. Is it no surprise that Trump is not overly concerned about inflation?
September 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I gotta find a paperclip.
September 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Do I vaguely remember reading somewhere that a girl gave Trump a hand job at one of Epstein's parties, and he had her wear a latex glove because he is germ-phobic? Did that happen, or am I making things up? Reference, anyone?
September 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's fast becoming a badge of honor for progressive Democrats to be arrested by the Trump regime.
June 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just a remember that friends don't let friends buy Teslas. Just say 'no'.
May 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality of Fox "News" ...

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April 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
From electionBettingOdds.com today. Trending in the right direction, but still a long way to go.
April 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The odds of Dem control of the Senate after the 2026 elections are inching up. (From ElectionBettingOdds.com)
April 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Why did the best law firms in the nation cave to Trump? Did they lack confidence that the courts would protect them from a blatantly unconstitutional order? Or did Trump offer a carrot with the stick? Did Trump signal that if they bent the knee, they could get favorable treatment for their clients?
April 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
As a small business owner with limited cash reserves, my first instinct is to halt any discretionary spending, at least for the moment. I see the Trump chaos causing a huge contraction of the economy in just a few days.
April 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I talked to a pool contractor yesterday. He said that in the 20 years he has been building pools, he's never had less work than right now. He said the downturn started when Trump was elected. There's probably no consumer purchase that is larger or more discretionary.
April 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Can someone explain to me what was so bad about Joe Biden?
April 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Usha Vance is going on a trip to Greenland. She's taking one of her kids. What kind of parents send their kid on a trip with such a high potential for non-stop protests? Seems traumatizing even for an adult.
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Let's make working at Tesla be as socially unacceptable as buying a Tesla.
March 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
How did Rudy Giuliani settle a $148M judgement??? Did he come up with the money? Did he reach a settlement to pay a much lower amount?
February 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Getting fired by Trump is a badge of honor.
February 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Can we stop talking about "audits"? An audit takes time -- weeks and months for even a small business, and that assumes the auditors are very familiar with the industry and the specific business. Whatever DOGE is doing, it's not audits.
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Amazing that a couple of 21-year-olds can audit a billion-dollar organization in a couple of days. Deloitte, PwC, etc need to really trim their audit staff.
February 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM