Matthew
matthewf.bsky.social
Matthew
@matthewf.bsky.social
Uber Eats Wrapped - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You mean Smudge found Smudge’s chair
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Have you seen Cloudflare's new honeypot for AI scrapers? www.theverge.com/news/634345/...
Cloudflare is luring web-scraping bots into an ‘AI Labyrinth’
Cloudflare has a new AI-generated “honeypot.”
www.theverge.com
March 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Congrats! Preordered my copy from my local bookseller to pick up for your signing in Austin at the end of the month.
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It will be harder to avoid as crypto permeates index funds. Microstrategy was added to the NASDAQ 100 and is looking to be included in the S&P 500.

finance.yahoo.com/news/microst...
MicroStrategy’s Long-Shot S&P 500 Bid Stokes Wall Street Agita
(Bloomberg) -- To Michael Saylor’s online fanbase, it’s the next step in the great normalization of crypto: Bitcoin proxy MicroStrategy Inc. enters the S&P 500 next year, forcing the likes of index-tr...
finance.yahoo.com
January 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Welcome! I was missing my Austin weather memes over here 😀
December 2, 2024 at 4:30 PM
They are running out of bag holders
November 28, 2024 at 12:40 AM
He does look like a very cute mop.
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I love that this is "literally" true. We used literally to mean figuratively for long enough to change it also to mean figuratively. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/l...
Definition of LITERALLY
in a literal sense or manner: such as; in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression; —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description… See the full...
www.merriam-webster.com
November 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
This takes me back to high school. Lucky to see a good chunk of these bands over the years
November 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
About to see that table light up again 😔
November 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM