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Matthew Christopher
@matthewchristopher.bsky.social
Debut novel: THE FEDORA. Movie nerd.
I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.
Rep’d @jjbker.bsky.social of Bell Lomax Moreton
Peaceful. United. Loud.
No Kings.
Stillwater, MN
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Logic would argue that this is an effective strategy to fact check the orange menace’s lies and deflections. Will it work?
July 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Narrowing down the list was agonizing!
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
July 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I tend to stay away from carnivals and circuses thanks to @stephenking.bsky.social. I read IT as a teen and now I’m re-reading to exercise the demons. I plan on floating right through this one.
July 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just finished reading Boy’s Life by @robertmccammon.com. What an absolute masterpiece! Small town southern coming of age story with a dash of horror and mystery, and some really heavy themes through the eyes of a 12 year old. Beautifully written!
June 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Approach with extreme caution

#dogsofbluesky #dogsky
May 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Throwback to some fun blackout rejection poetry. So glad to be out of the query trenches!
April 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The cone of shame has been attached after a minor surgery. According to the vet it must be worn for 14 days but I don’t think I’m gonna last 14 minutes with the way he’s looking at me.
#dogsofbluesky
February 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This might be the answer we’ve all been looking for…
January 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One of my favorite quotes to end a movie. THE FUGITIVE (1993)

Richard Kimble: “I thought you didn’t care.”
Deputy Gerard: “I don’t. Don’t tell anybody, okay?”
December 31, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Special thanks to Sergeant Larry Balzak for agreeing to keep an eye on my home while I spend Christmas in France!
December 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Problem solvers, I need you.

How can I modify my iPhone to accept this disc?
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek.

Feeling like the unfortunate Commander Sonnak.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
#amquerying right now and the rejections have just started.
What better time to fire off some blackout rejection poetry. Enioy!

#blackoutrejectionpoetry
#writingcommunity #writers #amwriting
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
If there’s a better opening sequence in film, I’d like to know about it…
November 11, 2024 at 2:03 AM