Matthew Best
@matthewbest.bsky.social
Journalist, sometimes. In Ukraine, living the air raid life.
Correction he played Bladerunner Jr., the son of Harrison Ford's Bladerunner Sr.
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Correction he played Bladerunner Jr., the son of Harrison Ford's Bladerunner Sr.
"Sorry to bother you Elon, I was always really confused by the right hand rule. Can you sum it up for me?"
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"Sorry to bother you Elon, I was always really confused by the right hand rule. Can you sum it up for me?"
Jesus he looks like somebody forgot to lubricate the marionette's joints
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Jesus he looks like somebody forgot to lubricate the marionette's joints
Wow no wonder he knows the exact car Bladerunner, the hero of the popular movie Bladerunner, would drive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wow no wonder he knows the exact car Bladerunner, the hero of the popular movie Bladerunner, would drive.
I saw a lot of shit tier posts circling on has-been sites endlessly lumping them together -- typically that Track AIPAC one or w/e -- and it was like yeah ok, I'm pretty sure you guys just hate Jews and like, the concept of Israel itself in any form, at all.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I saw a lot of shit tier posts circling on has-been sites endlessly lumping them together -- typically that Track AIPAC one or w/e -- and it was like yeah ok, I'm pretty sure you guys just hate Jews and like, the concept of Israel itself in any form, at all.
Middle-earth has been around for a long time. The realm of men in Norse mythology, for example, is middle-earth, which made its way into a bunch of texts Tolkien would be familiar with, in the same cosmological sense he used it in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Middle-earth has been around for a long time. The realm of men in Norse mythology, for example, is middle-earth, which made its way into a bunch of texts Tolkien would be familiar with, in the same cosmological sense he used it in.
A big part of his trillion dollar pay package is predicated on shareholders knowing he's a pathological liar, but setting goals they know he can't meet in an effort to grab his attention again and get his lies refocused on Tesla to avoid eating shit on their stocks.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A big part of his trillion dollar pay package is predicated on shareholders knowing he's a pathological liar, but setting goals they know he can't meet in an effort to grab his attention again and get his lies refocused on Tesla to avoid eating shit on their stocks.
Plus the fact that any convictions are now anti trump persecution and not respecting the rule of law because they don't understand the difference between state and federal
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Plus the fact that any convictions are now anti trump persecution and not respecting the rule of law because they don't understand the difference between state and federal
Even their crazy beliefs are insane on another layer. Anarchism, Communism and Sharia are all opposed to one another.
Like I hate Christian nationalism but I'm not going to claim they're going to force people to engage in Shinto ancestor worship.
Can they just pick one nutty thing instead of this?
Like I hate Christian nationalism but I'm not going to claim they're going to force people to engage in Shinto ancestor worship.
Can they just pick one nutty thing instead of this?
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Even their crazy beliefs are insane on another layer. Anarchism, Communism and Sharia are all opposed to one another.
Like I hate Christian nationalism but I'm not going to claim they're going to force people to engage in Shinto ancestor worship.
Can they just pick one nutty thing instead of this?
Like I hate Christian nationalism but I'm not going to claim they're going to force people to engage in Shinto ancestor worship.
Can they just pick one nutty thing instead of this?
You can definitely statistically model this and test the null hypothesis against some p value.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
You can definitely statistically model this and test the null hypothesis against some p value.
Definitely designated asshole at play here.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Definitely designated asshole at play here.
The eight that did it very clearly took the designated asshole ticket by providing just enough votes all from people either up for reelection in 3+ years or not at all.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The eight that did it very clearly took the designated asshole ticket by providing just enough votes all from people either up for reelection in 3+ years or not at all.
It's Canada. If we don't factor snow into everything, we do nothing for 6-8 months of the year.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's Canada. If we don't factor snow into everything, we do nothing for 6-8 months of the year.
Images of Donald Trump appear to be of Donald Trump.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Images of Donald Trump appear to be of Donald Trump.
If you're a jeweler, "I'm going to get a baguette" -- you getting lunch or grabbing a diamond?
Contextually sometimes not nuts.
You need to be a jeweler though. But sometimes!
Contextually sometimes not nuts.
You need to be a jeweler though. But sometimes!
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If you're a jeweler, "I'm going to get a baguette" -- you getting lunch or grabbing a diamond?
Contextually sometimes not nuts.
You need to be a jeweler though. But sometimes!
Contextually sometimes not nuts.
You need to be a jeweler though. But sometimes!
I mean I'm mid forties, bald and going grey, and I still look younger than these guys, mostly because I still look my age, while these guys also look like they go back to their basements to watch old VHS tapes of their wives doing unspeakable things on tarps in the forest with their friends.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I mean I'm mid forties, bald and going grey, and I still look younger than these guys, mostly because I still look my age, while these guys also look like they go back to their basements to watch old VHS tapes of their wives doing unspeakable things on tarps in the forest with their friends.
As a francophone I'm going to ackshually this. Baguette means staff (Latin baculum) and frequently also refers to gem cuts. It would be weird but not impossible to hear it as a distinguisher.
Brioche bread would be the absolute 100% horror.
Brioche bread would be the absolute 100% horror.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
As a francophone I'm going to ackshually this. Baguette means staff (Latin baculum) and frequently also refers to gem cuts. It would be weird but not impossible to hear it as a distinguisher.
Brioche bread would be the absolute 100% horror.
Brioche bread would be the absolute 100% horror.
The other funny thing about this is that I guess it's meant to seem endemic and scary for the Blue Lives Matter types but 6 officers is like 0.01% of the NYPD's sworn officers.
So for them they're pooping their pants and over here it's like, six, that's it? The rest are all Serpico?
So for them they're pooping their pants and over here it's like, six, that's it? The rest are all Serpico?
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The other funny thing about this is that I guess it's meant to seem endemic and scary for the Blue Lives Matter types but 6 officers is like 0.01% of the NYPD's sworn officers.
So for them they're pooping their pants and over here it's like, six, that's it? The rest are all Serpico?
So for them they're pooping their pants and over here it's like, six, that's it? The rest are all Serpico?
Oh this is big "saying anorexia is bad is fatphobic" bullshit.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh this is big "saying anorexia is bad is fatphobic" bullshit.
"Hidden in the chaos [of a civil holiday!] is the element waiting to strike... Like a snake ... I just choose my targets carefully"
Shows a laborer getting arrested at Home Depot
Forget Nirvana, the entire English language needs to send a C&D.
Shows a laborer getting arrested at Home Depot
Forget Nirvana, the entire English language needs to send a C&D.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Hidden in the chaos [of a civil holiday!] is the element waiting to strike... Like a snake ... I just choose my targets carefully"
Shows a laborer getting arrested at Home Depot
Forget Nirvana, the entire English language needs to send a C&D.
Shows a laborer getting arrested at Home Depot
Forget Nirvana, the entire English language needs to send a C&D.
I honestly wasn't expecting the Revolution to be a bunch of middle age liberal wine moms following Kristol, Goldberg and Conway and a handful of barely post-pubescent socialist elected officials down the path of an internationalist popular front.
Just really interesting. Really really interesting.
Just really interesting. Really really interesting.
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I honestly wasn't expecting the Revolution to be a bunch of middle age liberal wine moms following Kristol, Goldberg and Conway and a handful of barely post-pubescent socialist elected officials down the path of an internationalist popular front.
Just really interesting. Really really interesting.
Just really interesting. Really really interesting.