Matthew Bennell
@matthewbennell.bsky.social
"No one does it alone, not even the madness." — Nicholas Ray
If it's possible, it may happen. If it's impossible, it might happen.
"Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames." — Log Lady
If it's possible, it may happen. If it's impossible, it might happen.
"Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames." — Log Lady
A Nazi zombie sequel.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A Nazi zombie sequel.
Made with Brand X AI —
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Made with Brand X AI —
True Halloween love. She made him see the light.
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
True Halloween love. She made him see the light.
Just another work day.
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just another work day.
But, but, but ... he's an "engineer"! He's "smart"! He's an "inventor"! He's a "visionary"! He's ...
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
But, but, but ... he's an "engineer"! He's "smart"! He's an "inventor"! He's a "visionary"! He's ...
October 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You can have ours. We have a surplus.
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You can have ours. We have a surplus.
And being blase is "no way to defeat any of it."
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And being blase is "no way to defeat any of it."
And then, the complete makeover and the renaming:
The Gold House.
The Gold House.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
And then, the complete makeover and the renaming:
The Gold House.
The Gold House.
As Colbert said the other night —
October 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As Colbert said the other night —
Do not eat a jelly donut while operating heavy machinery. You might crash or, more likely, doze off. (Maybe 'dozer, off, too ...)
America:
America:
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Do not eat a jelly donut while operating heavy machinery. You might crash or, more likely, doze off. (Maybe 'dozer, off, too ...)
America:
America:
"Let them eat shit."
This king won't fly.
This king won't fly.
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Let them eat shit."
This king won't fly.
This king won't fly.
All hail King McNugget!
Would you like lies with that?
Would you like lies with that?
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
All hail King McNugget!
Would you like lies with that?
Would you like lies with that?
The king is DEAD! Long live the king!
October 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The king is DEAD! Long live the king!
No kings, no dictators, no fuhrers, no tyrants, no traitors, no criminals, no fascists.
MADA — Make America Democratic Again.
March onward. It's just the beginning of a long road.
MADA — Make America Democratic Again.
March onward. It's just the beginning of a long road.
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
No kings, no dictators, no fuhrers, no tyrants, no traitors, no criminals, no fascists.
MADA — Make America Democratic Again.
March onward. It's just the beginning of a long road.
MADA — Make America Democratic Again.
March onward. It's just the beginning of a long road.
So, now he's just plain Andy. Randy Andy.
Now, about those Epstein files —
Now, about those Epstein files —
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So, now he's just plain Andy. Randy Andy.
Now, about those Epstein files —
Now, about those Epstein files —
