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Matthew Simensen - Not Matt
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Ultimate fan-boy. I don't create, so I support those who do. Especially adult content creators! Also: I block AI whenever I see it.
Pretty sure that's a Rex piece...
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He's glorious! Thank you!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Didn't you share a series of tips & solutions for that on your Tumblr just a few weeks back? I remember something about the "skin-smoothing" app for Zoom calls that ate up a ton of memory in a suspicious manner...
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Set in a retirement community for aging supes, this book digs deep into the ways the years can change people - mentally, physically, & politically. There are long-buried secrets, grudges, & mysteries. There are flashbacks to World War II illustrated in old-timey comics style. Simone & Googe are A+!
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dr. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me! ... aren't you?
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's kinda sweet that you can find someting nice to say about this sanctimonious hypocrite, but implying that her hair has a 'style' and comparing it to Divine's is stretching it aa bit thin... don't you think?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Unlike Superman Sr, Jon is actively working to bring down evil dictators, standing up to fascist military & police, saving the victims AND the misguided bad guys wherever possible. The gay romance is just fabulous icing on a thoroughly enjoyable cake.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Elle's Jojo Siwa had me in stitches. So sorry she was stuck down at the end past Bones & Sillexa - NOTHING to play with / play against. imho, the Celtic Sisters were the only reason to watch this mess.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm proud of you for only looking. Stay strong. Robert & I are here if you need moral support.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So unusual to have your hat way up on THAT head... I'm so used to your Palm Springs hat pics. 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Stripper is a perfectly vslid dance style!
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Feels like mostly good news, so far
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you're looking for suggestions? I lovelovelove Riddler's Henchman. Maybe do himbo / hunky / beefcake henchmen for each of the villains you enjoy most. Elements of the villain's costume or theme, but in a way that says "This wasn't really my idea..."
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No coffee, no oatmeal. But I’ll happily join the Open Robe part of your morning!
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM