The BiPolar Express
@matthew-harmon.bsky.social
Rather burn twice as bright for half as long... half of the time
sweet licks brah
September 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
sweet licks brah
But then who will be left to appreciate it when I go agro mid sesh and be like "IKNOWYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE!!!"
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
But then who will be left to appreciate it when I go agro mid sesh and be like "IKNOWYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE!!!"
Sid from Toy Story...
June 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sid from Toy Story...
I miss the Houston Oilers. Their uniforms were dope along with Warren Moon and Earl Campbell.
June 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I miss the Houston Oilers. Their uniforms were dope along with Warren Moon and Earl Campbell.
Schroedinger's planet? 🤷🏻♂️
May 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Schroedinger's planet? 🤷🏻♂️
That would be a dope cosmestic gun mod in CoD
April 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That would be a dope cosmestic gun mod in CoD
That was too quick. YOU SET ME UP!
December 8, 2024 at 2:45 AM
That was too quick. YOU SET ME UP!
Shouldn'tuv done that Joe
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Shouldn'tuv done that Joe
You say that like it means something.
Does this scare you because you're a millionaire in waiting?
Sorry, you can't have it all.
Basic modern ammenities vs. Avocado toast for us, predatory affluence vs the ability to walk in broad day light like shit is sweet for them.
Decisions, decisions.
Does this scare you because you're a millionaire in waiting?
Sorry, you can't have it all.
Basic modern ammenities vs. Avocado toast for us, predatory affluence vs the ability to walk in broad day light like shit is sweet for them.
Decisions, decisions.
December 4, 2024 at 10:18 PM
You say that like it means something.
Does this scare you because you're a millionaire in waiting?
Sorry, you can't have it all.
Basic modern ammenities vs. Avocado toast for us, predatory affluence vs the ability to walk in broad day light like shit is sweet for them.
Decisions, decisions.
Does this scare you because you're a millionaire in waiting?
Sorry, you can't have it all.
Basic modern ammenities vs. Avocado toast for us, predatory affluence vs the ability to walk in broad day light like shit is sweet for them.
Decisions, decisions.
The gay memes are funny and all, but what I really think is going through their mind is "Look at this show horse peacocking for our attention. Must put on a theatrical feaux expression of being impressed, which is difficult since we've witnessed kids being hunted by leopards on Jeff's island".
December 3, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The gay memes are funny and all, but what I really think is going through their mind is "Look at this show horse peacocking for our attention. Must put on a theatrical feaux expression of being impressed, which is difficult since we've witnessed kids being hunted by leopards on Jeff's island".
So? Let 'er slap. It's just theatrics
December 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
So? Let 'er slap. It's just theatrics
Pestilent primates
settlers of the shifting sands
Scarring Gaia's flesh
settlers of the shifting sands
Scarring Gaia's flesh
December 2, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Pestilent primates
settlers of the shifting sands
Scarring Gaia's flesh
settlers of the shifting sands
Scarring Gaia's flesh
I dunno, but I'm openly declaring war on those who add alchol to egg nog. It's one of the most delicious things in the known universe and too rare of a commodity to sully. #FreeTheNog
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I dunno, but I'm openly declaring war on those who add alchol to egg nog. It's one of the most delicious things in the known universe and too rare of a commodity to sully. #FreeTheNog
Someone should make an amv out of the frumpy lady that tried to be her and use "Dream Girl" by Lonely Island as the song
November 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Someone should make an amv out of the frumpy lady that tried to be her and use "Dream Girl" by Lonely Island as the song