Matt Goolsby 🫘
@matthew-goolsby.bsky.social
Sure, geology rocks, but geography is really where it’s at!
He/him, babies!
He/him, babies!
Maybe you could reschedule?
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Maybe you could reschedule?
Do you have to fly today?
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Do you have to fly today?
Yeah, that’s too many pounds.
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah, that’s too many pounds.
Dirt don’t vote.
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dirt don’t vote.
What office is she running for next, do you think?
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What office is she running for next, do you think?
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy?
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy?
DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!
He was finally impeached and removed by God.
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He was finally impeached and removed by God.
Reposted by Matt Goolsby 🫘
From Gov Newsom’s office…
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
From Gov Newsom’s office…
Settle down, folks! It’s just the template for the neon tube bender to follow.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Settle down, folks! It’s just the template for the neon tube bender to follow.
Is this from Con-Air?
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Is this from Con-Air?
Please don’t blow up that car. It would be much more environmentally friendly to smash that car with sledgehammers.
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Please don’t blow up that car. It would be much more environmentally friendly to smash that car with sledgehammers.