Matt Hazard
@matthazard.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, programmer...The lies I that I actively live. Creative mess. "Trust me, I'm an opinionist."
http://matthazard.ca
http://matthazard.ca
So hard to get ANY work done around here with these pesky managers getting in the way..
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The Corporate “They” Problem
You’ve heard it before. The same sentence that derails your ideas, denies your requests, and shuts down your inquiries in the work place. “They wouldn’t want us doing that.”…
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September 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
So hard to get ANY work done around here with these pesky managers getting in the way..
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I've severely underestimated the impact of proper, healthy sleep. First sleep on a new mattress and I feel like I'm 20 again!
Does this realization make me woke, or just well rested?
Does this realization make me woke, or just well rested?
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've severely underestimated the impact of proper, healthy sleep. First sleep on a new mattress and I feel like I'm 20 again!
Does this realization make me woke, or just well rested?
Does this realization make me woke, or just well rested?
Is it weird to be overly attached to one of your fictional side characters? She's just so damn fun to write for, but the main character might start to get jealous.
#WritingCommunity #amwriting
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August 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is it weird to be overly attached to one of your fictional side characters? She's just so damn fun to write for, but the main character might start to get jealous.
#WritingCommunity #amwriting
#WritingCommunity #amwriting
Procrastination isn't just a developed skill, it's a damn art.
August 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Procrastination isn't just a developed skill, it's a damn art.
If it were up to me, every night would be pizza night. #writingcommunity
Pizza is my Kryptonite
The aroma of fresh baking and cheese filled the air. With each breath filling my lungs, my stomach ached to be filled in unison. Time slowed down. The noise inside the social hall fell into the bac…
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August 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If it were up to me, every night would be pizza night. #writingcommunity
I’m becoming unapologetically more comfortable taking baths over showers the older I get
August 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m becoming unapologetically more comfortable taking baths over showers the older I get
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Never judge a book by its cover!
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Never judge a book by its cover!
Today we said goodbye to a good boy…my first dog. 17 long years together. Old age finally decided it was time after lending him a few extra grains in his hourglass. Rest in piece, old friend. Until we meet again.
July 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Today we said goodbye to a good boy…my first dog. 17 long years together. Old age finally decided it was time after lending him a few extra grains in his hourglass. Rest in piece, old friend. Until we meet again.
A little satirical take on marriage. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, my wife probably read this.
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Marriage - Love and Warfare matthazard.ca/2025/07/23/m...
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Marriage – Love and Warfare
Where I have little doubt that marriage is absolutely a confession of love for your partner until the end of time (as the promise goes), it is also no doubt the beginning of a lifelong war. The sta…
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July 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A little satirical take on marriage. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, my wife probably read this.
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Marriage - Love and Warfare matthazard.ca/2025/07/23/m...
A little reminder to always be honest, because even a small lie can bite you in the ass. Or...foot.
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"Sole Mate" - Starting off on the Wrong Foot matthazard.ca/2025/07/16/s...
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"Sole Mate" - Starting off on the Wrong Foot matthazard.ca/2025/07/16/s...
“Sole Mate” – Starting off on the Wrong Foot
Just like when Morpheus first met Neo, I knew that my wife would be the One. I didn’t need an Oracle to tell me she was about to crash my system and rebuild my world, even if it is slightly i…
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July 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A little reminder to always be honest, because even a small lie can bite you in the ass. Or...foot.
#writing #writingcommunity
"Sole Mate" - Starting off on the Wrong Foot matthazard.ca/2025/07/16/s...
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"Sole Mate" - Starting off on the Wrong Foot matthazard.ca/2025/07/16/s...
It’s the last Saturday of my two week vacation and I’m at that ‘walk to buy lotto tickets’ stage of depression
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July 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s the last Saturday of my two week vacation and I’m at that ‘walk to buy lotto tickets’ stage of depression
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#WritingCommunity
It’s like the stock market is trying to tell us something. It’s writing something out in cursive.
April 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s like the stock market is trying to tell us something. It’s writing something out in cursive.
Sometimes writing is about the need to tell a story. Sometimes, it's just about saying the words you want to say.
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Kumquat - The Fruit You Didn't Know You Needed matthazard.ca/2025/03/30/k...
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Kumquat - The Fruit You Didn't Know You Needed matthazard.ca/2025/03/30/k...
Kumquat – The Fruit You Didn’t Know You Needed
When my wife came home from the grocery store and told me she had brought home a container of kumquats, I did what any other uncultured guy would do – I chuckled. After getting the stink eye,…
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March 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sometimes writing is about the need to tell a story. Sometimes, it's just about saying the words you want to say.
#writingcommunity
Kumquat - The Fruit You Didn't Know You Needed matthazard.ca/2025/03/30/k...
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Kumquat - The Fruit You Didn't Know You Needed matthazard.ca/2025/03/30/k...
I'm not claiming to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I might be on to something here..
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How Binge Drinking is Saving My Health matthazard.ca/2025/03/16/h...
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How Binge Drinking is Saving My Health
Yeah. You read that correctly. And I agree, when you say it out loud the words echo insanity, but hear me out. The Backstory Growing up, liquor was always my ‘bad habit’. I didn’t…
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March 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm not claiming to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I might be on to something here..
#WritingCommunity
How Binge Drinking is Saving My Health matthazard.ca/2025/03/16/h...
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How Binge Drinking is Saving My Health matthazard.ca/2025/03/16/h...
Anyone else find themselves re-reading books they had to in high school English class for funsies?
Or am I the only loser in here?
#booksky
Or am I the only loser in here?
#booksky
March 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Anyone else find themselves re-reading books they had to in high school English class for funsies?
Or am I the only loser in here?
#booksky
Or am I the only loser in here?
#booksky
You know that overly optimistic feeling when you wake up and just know the world will be okay?
…what’s that like?
…what’s that like?
February 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You know that overly optimistic feeling when you wake up and just know the world will be okay?
…what’s that like?
…what’s that like?
No, Mom, The Windchill is NOT the Actual Temperature matthazard.ca/2025/02/02/n...
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No, Mom, The Windchill is NOT the Actual Temperature
Ask a Canadian, “What’s the winter like up there?” and they’ll probably respond with something like “If Hell froze over, it wouldn’t be as bad as this.” Fo…
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February 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No, Mom, The Windchill is NOT the Actual Temperature matthazard.ca/2025/02/02/n...
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January 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hello there! I'm new here. 🎈
🖋️ I'm a blogger who loves to exercise the written craft.
🖋️ I mostly like to write humour or satirical/relatable stories.
📚 One day, it'd be nice to have a book published, but unfortunately my superpower is procrastination..
Let's get inspired together!
🖋️ I'm a blogger who loves to exercise the written craft.
🖋️ I mostly like to write humour or satirical/relatable stories.
📚 One day, it'd be nice to have a book published, but unfortunately my superpower is procrastination..
Let's get inspired together!
January 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hello there! I'm new here. 🎈
🖋️ I'm a blogger who loves to exercise the written craft.
🖋️ I mostly like to write humour or satirical/relatable stories.
📚 One day, it'd be nice to have a book published, but unfortunately my superpower is procrastination..
Let's get inspired together!
🖋️ I'm a blogger who loves to exercise the written craft.
🖋️ I mostly like to write humour or satirical/relatable stories.
📚 One day, it'd be nice to have a book published, but unfortunately my superpower is procrastination..
Let's get inspired together!
Well look at that. The grass truly is greener.
January 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Well look at that. The grass truly is greener.