Prof Matt Haggis 🐀 🍉
@matthaggis666.bsky.social
Opposes genocide. Global cyberhate expert and future AI-psychologist. Don’t follow me because I don’t know where I’m going, and there are no cookies.
Liberal MP claiming the budget will face a $58bn black hole -- when the budget isn't out, is peak LNP gaslighting. Remember their Back In Black mug? 😂 #auspol
October 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Liberal MP claiming the budget will face a $58bn black hole -- when the budget isn't out, is peak LNP gaslighting. Remember their Back In Black mug? 😂 #auspol
Breaking: Trump announces he negotiated peace between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Breaking: Trump announces he negotiated peace between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
It took years, but some crypto-bros are finally starting to understand.
September 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It took years, but some crypto-bros are finally starting to understand.
August 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Taylor Swift has unfollowed @albomp.bsky.social on Twitter after Labor approved the climate destroying North West Shelf gas development. #auspol
May 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Taylor Swift has unfollowed @albomp.bsky.social on Twitter after Labor approved the climate destroying North West Shelf gas development. #auspol
Breaking: New Liberal Leader Sussan Ley reportedly takes possession of the party's "mysterious orb" which holds an "unknown power". #auspol
May 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Breaking: New Liberal Leader Sussan Ley reportedly takes possession of the party's "mysterious orb" which holds an "unknown power". #auspol
I was at Dan Murphy's and a man said to me: "You're the Prayer Room Orgy guy, right?".
"I am," I said.
He gave me a thumbs up and said: "Nothing like a good orgy in parliament. Keep up the good work!"
That's the type of political culture we should promote.
#auspol
"I am," I said.
He gave me a thumbs up and said: "Nothing like a good orgy in parliament. Keep up the good work!"
That's the type of political culture we should promote.
#auspol
May 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I was at Dan Murphy's and a man said to me: "You're the Prayer Room Orgy guy, right?".
"I am," I said.
He gave me a thumbs up and said: "Nothing like a good orgy in parliament. Keep up the good work!"
That's the type of political culture we should promote.
#auspol
"I am," I said.
He gave me a thumbs up and said: "Nothing like a good orgy in parliament. Keep up the good work!"
That's the type of political culture we should promote.
#auspol
