Matt H.
@matth.bsky.social
Just a man and his will to survive.
Every year millions of stupid fucks are injured by firearms. Don't be a statistic.
September 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Every year millions of stupid fucks are injured by firearms. Don't be a statistic.
I started watching Seinfeld from the beginning and Season 3 is just an incredible run of television. Several absolute classics and every episode is at least a line drive (with the possible exception of "The Stranded"). Larrys David and Charles were spinning straw into gold.
September 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I started watching Seinfeld from the beginning and Season 3 is just an incredible run of television. Several absolute classics and every episode is at least a line drive (with the possible exception of "The Stranded"). Larrys David and Charles were spinning straw into gold.
This is the kind of thing women used to talk about with each other. Now they just talk about smashing the patriarchy and not having kids.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is the kind of thing women used to talk about with each other. Now they just talk about smashing the patriarchy and not having kids.
A someone with Tourette Syndrome I don't know how I'm supposed to compete with this.
August 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A someone with Tourette Syndrome I don't know how I'm supposed to compete with this.
This is just to say
I have eaten
the kitten poop
that was in
the litter box
and which
you were probably
saving
for the vet
Forgive me
it was delicious
so stinky
and I'm gross
I have eaten
the kitten poop
that was in
the litter box
and which
you were probably
saving
for the vet
Forgive me
it was delicious
so stinky
and I'm gross
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is just to say
I have eaten
the kitten poop
that was in
the litter box
and which
you were probably
saving
for the vet
Forgive me
it was delicious
so stinky
and I'm gross
I have eaten
the kitten poop
that was in
the litter box
and which
you were probably
saving
for the vet
Forgive me
it was delicious
so stinky
and I'm gross
We just adopted this fucked up kitten.
July 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We just adopted this fucked up kitten.
Cock-eyed techno-optimists when ChatGPT tells people to carve satanic symbols into their penises.
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Cock-eyed techno-optimists when ChatGPT tells people to carve satanic symbols into their penises.
It's me I'm wild chimps.
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's me I'm wild chimps.
Richard Dawkins is a very stupid man.
April 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Richard Dawkins is a very stupid man.
Bart Ehrman will sadly never be held accountable for the brain damage he's inflicted upon secular putative scholars of Christianity. At least not in this life.
April 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bart Ehrman will sadly never be held accountable for the brain damage he's inflicted upon secular putative scholars of Christianity. At least not in this life.
I don't care if it snowed this morning, I made Aperol spritzes.
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don't care if it snowed this morning, I made Aperol spritzes.
These two ducks have started hanging out in my front yard in the mornings.
April 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These two ducks have started hanging out in my front yard in the mornings.
Between this and the revelation that Jonathan Roumie used to do voices on Celebrity Death Match the cast of The Chosen are full of surprises.
March 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Between this and the revelation that Jonathan Roumie used to do voices on Celebrity Death Match the cast of The Chosen are full of surprises.
These advance stills of Kitana and Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat 2 are X-Men: Apocalypse levels of worse-than-Comic-Con.
March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
These advance stills of Kitana and Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat 2 are X-Men: Apocalypse levels of worse-than-Comic-Con.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
March 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Happy 311 Day to all who observe.
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy 311 Day to all who observe.
The story of Kieran Culkin meeting his future wife randomly at a bar is solid gold.
March 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The story of Kieran Culkin meeting his future wife randomly at a bar is solid gold.
This is the kind of opening line literary agents blog about.
March 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is the kind of opening line literary agents blog about.
Happy birthday Chun Li..
March 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy birthday Chun Li..
