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Mattgryphon 🦅
@mattgryphon.bsky.social
Network architect by day, internet catbird by night.
Tech, mechanical engineering, falconry and travel are my things.
I will bore you to death about birds!

Cheshire, UK / Sometimes NSFW
He/Him | Pan
Ugh, fuck you tyre sealant that's not how your supposed to work!!!
Not like it was a huge puncture either.
Deleting the space saver spare was the worst thing car manufacturers have done.
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This looks far to shiny and new to be fitting to this very well used Massey 550 scraper tractor.
It's only in for a new engine and king pins rebuilding but going do something about that cab now
June 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I somehow missed that Tim Tam's are now available in the UK.
Totally didn't just go but a tonne of them!!

Look to be genuine aussi imports too.
April 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The elites don want you to know this but the birbs in Glasgow are free, you can just take them!!
February 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just got lucky with this year's car tax expiring just before they start taxing EV's in April.

It was good while it lasted, still saving over £1,300 a year vs what I was paying in diesel.

Only an other 4 years untill the Land Rover is over 40 years old and becomes tax exempt
February 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Getting in to the festive spirit in the workshop today. Smells amazing in here.
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I love how appropriate the name of my nearest Amazon locker is!!
December 11, 2024 at 12:14 AM
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I might be getting a little carried away with rebuilding this tractor engine now.
Even broke out the Glyptal paint for the head!
Shame its going back in to an absolutely knackered Massey 550 yard scraper.

I'm amazed that I was still able to buy a brand new engine block for a 1970's tractor!
November 4, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Apparently this hotell thinks light switches are so out of fashion.
On a serious note, how on earth would someone with limited or no vision manage when 90% of the room is controlled only via an iPad.
October 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Friendly visitor at work today just chilling in the sun outside the office window.
September 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Found a polish supermarket with birb branding!!
No other supermarket need exist in Poland now xp
September 5, 2024 at 8:37 AM
The hotell I'm staying at in Recklinghausen has a birb lamp in the room!!! I fully approve of this!!!
July 31, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Cleaning the kitchen this morning and I'm still finding remains of cake batter from when I dropped the running electric whisk XD
How the hell did it end up on the ceiling the other side of the room!!
July 6, 2024 at 11:21 AM
This is the third time in 7 days that I have been stuck on the same section of motorway.
4 hours at a standstill still on Wednesday, 2 hours stood still on Friday.... And today who knows yet.

The driving standard in the UK is absolutely appalling lately ;v;
April 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Didn't think I'd be seeing the inside of this engine quite so soon after a rebuild.
Left it idling and the stupid thing ran away on me after the turbo failed and filled the intake with oil, managed to jump in and stall it before it put a rod in to orbit bit still did quite some damage ;v;
February 24, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I need to get on that bus!! Sounds like it's going to my kind of place Ovo
January 14, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Got a really nice gift from @ratchetfox.bsky.social he commissioned this awesome headshot from @damntazzle.bsky.social

Want an amazing art of your own character? Check out Taz's details here linktr.ee/tazzle
December 28, 2023 at 11:52 PM
As much as I absolutely hate this time of year when it's perpetually dark and grey, it's still makes for some really nice walks.
December 4, 2023 at 11:22 AM
Birb beer!!
Not going to lie, I totally brought this based on the can art alone.
It's far too easy to sell me stuff with birds xp
December 3, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Well, I never thought I'd be rolling this car over quarter of a million miles! Only had 50k on the clock when I brought it.
I'm impressed with the longevity of the mid 2000's duratorq diesel.

Sadly it's will eventually be priced off the road by ULEZ charges and increasing road tax.
November 21, 2023 at 9:39 PM
I've got a Mercedes EQ rental car while working over in Germany.
I'm honestly not sure if I'm driving a car or someone's gaming PC there is that much LED lighting going on here!!
November 7, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Seems totally legit to me....

To make it even better this was installed from the factory on a piece of equipment that has a peak load of 31 amp.
For those outside the UK our plugs have a max rating of 13 amp.
October 1, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Took @ratchetfox.bsky.social to go pet some foxes today!!
Got to give them frozen melon as it was so hot today.
September 9, 2023 at 8:59 PM
This is definitely becoming an exercise in futility!
Fabricating an entirely new backend for the farm van. Two new chassis legs and a rear cross member.

This is way more work than a 2002 Renault Master tipper deserves but it pays the rent on the workshop for a while XP
September 3, 2023 at 11:02 PM