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The Young Randy Velarde
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cybersecurity, Secaucus forever. I write stuff here https://medium.com/@mattchew-gregory
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the screenshot of the simpsons with McBain screaming MENDOZA!!
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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I drove over these two bridges nearly everyday for 18 years. I do not know if I love them but they mean a lot to me
a picture of the Route 3 East and Route 3 West bridges over the Hackensack river crossing from East Rutherford into Secaucus
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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instagram comments from demi lovato saying: "GET A JOB" "STAY AWAY FROM HER"
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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They also are asking fans who can’t attend to buy tickets and donate them back so they can be provided local “non-profits and community organizations.” Feels like a really low effort way of juicing ticket sales for one last bag
Email text that reads: Tickets for Saturday's semifinal game are on sale now! Be sure to check out Gameday Central for the full rundown on Saturday night, including festive activities and special offers. If you are unable to attend Saturday's game, please consider purchasing tickets to be donated back to Villanova, as we will then provide the tickets to local non-profit and community organizations.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Villanova would really really like you to attend their home semi-final game this weekend
A promotional poster for the semi-final game for Villanova vs. Illinois St. some of the promotions listed: chance to win guaranteed tickets to all remaining men’s basketball games. $2 hot dogs, $2 beers, one student can win a $500 shopping spree to team store, one student can win two big east tournament tickets, federal donuts chicken sandwich giveaway to first 100 students, guaranteed tickets to men’s basketball games vs St. John’s at xfinity mobile arena, Santa hat giveaway to first 1000 fans. Register to extend your hosting until Sunday at noon!
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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radiohead mentioned means I bring this back
a tweet that reads Radiohead:awwwwwwwwhhh fuck ladssssss the fucking computersssss are aaaggggghhhhhhhshit Pitchfork writer: it cannot be overstated how necessary this message is in our cultural moment.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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very bad, not good
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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ah, well, USF hope you enjoyed Alex Golesh
Article headline that says "Alex Golesh, prime Power 4 coaching candidate, 'really happy' at USF" which is probably a fuckin' lie
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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the chris cwik tweet that says "[extremely Orson Welles voice] AAAAAHHHHHHH THE METS"
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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the time Chris Broussard mispelled Memphis as "Mempis"
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Liomar Martinez stands out for a few reasons, but mostly because he throws a lot of pitches (with some frequency too!) and there's burgeoning clusters for each one. I'm all in.
it's a pitch plot for Liomar Martinez, a single-a pitcher for the Miami Marlins, with 5 distinct clusters of pitches and another 2 less clustered pitch types
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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like he's still performing well, but the idea that everything moves the same direction and you just need to look at certain windows is definitely in play here. the idea of the cutter that Mario provides would provide an immediate solution
September 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Gus Malzahn in 2011 versus Gus Malzahn in 2025 was not what I expected
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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we love him even more because of it tbh
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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this boy was a former racetrack dog in West Virginia and the descriptions of his short racing career are quite blunt
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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going to miss probably a fair amount of Texas vs. Ohio State, but it's for a good reason because this guy I've been fostering might be meeting his forever family at an adoption event cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social
an all black greyhound looking longingly out the window, probably at a cat
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I live in a state run by the dumbest fucking people, man
Tweet from Florida Surgeon General saying "Floridians have the freedom to make informed health choices. I support the decision to consume raw milk when sought for potential benefits and protective factors. Be aware of your source and know the risks."
August 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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still waiting for the manatee merch
August 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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problematic news out of Coors field, but unsurprising given the current political landscape
MLB trade rumors headline saying "Rockies Select Warming"
July 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Miguel Cairo ultimate swiss army knife
miguel cairo's baseball reference page, specifically the Pos column where it shows every position in he played in each season during his career
July 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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today i learned about a "urinary catheter scheme" worth $10 billion. i don't know how to process that
among the cases is a $10 billion urinary catheter scheme that authorities say highlights the increasingly sophisticated methods used by transnational criminal organizations. Authorities say the group behind the scheme used foreign straw owners to sceretly buy up dozens of medical supply companies and then used stolen identities and confidential health data to fake Medicare claims.
June 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Not gonna lie, I initially interpreted this as Brady Singer belting the anthem in Spanish and it was confusing for a second
a headline from espn.com that says "singer defied Dodgers, belted anthem in spanish"
June 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Josh Hart tonight
young thug's slime season 3 album cover
May 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Tampa Bay Times: "AND THE WHITE SMOKE RISES FROM DALE MABRY HIGHWAY"
a news alert from Tampa Bay Times announcing a strip club in Tampa acquires another strip club in Tampa
May 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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mock draft websites rule because you can just do unrealistic stuff like this
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM