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Matt Gray
@mattgrayy.es
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🎥 YouTuber, 🎙 Broadcast Engineer
📱 @MattGrayYes on everything (linked below)
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https://mattg.co.uk
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I knew you could get glue from horses but I didn't know you could get lighter fluid from swans
100ml can of Swan brand lighter fluid
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Ah yes the three genders
Photo of an arcade game with three player avatars: a person with shoulder length blonde hair called Roast Beef, a purple… octopus? called Megarich Footballer, and a little girl with blue hair in pigtails called “Princess”
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Ah yes the four genders
Screenshot of a list of types of Arts and Entertainment venue: Dance Hall, Strip Club, Aquarium, Mini Golf Course
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I’m still not quite sure what this means but I’ve definitely received some hypes.

It seems like you get three hype-clicks a week. Does it let you hype me more than once?

This is all I see on the backend
Hype, first 7 days: 44k hype points. 152 hypes.
September 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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When I say I’m on the spectrum, this is the spectrum I’m on.
Key to the classified seabed sediment map of the UK continental shelf.
September 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
mattgrayy.es
Ooh there’s a new hype button on YouTube!

SMASH that HYPE button!

Maybe it’ll show my video to more people!
Screenshot of YouTube video page, showing a hype button with a star icon below, in the list that contains like, thanks, and remix buttons. How to hype videos 1. Pick a video that you love that was uploaded in the last seven days 2. Give points to hype it up 3. Watch it soar up the leaderboard Which videos can I hype? For now, only some channels with under 500K subscribers can be hyped. Not all videos are eligible during this test. What is the small creator bonus? Smaller creators get bonus points when you hype their videos. The smaller the creator, the bigger the bonus! How much can I hype? You can hype 3 more times this week
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Stickers For Sale!

I've been surprised by how many people liked my "I got my x at" sticker sheet when I've had them on me at events, so I've got them for sale for a limited time!

Sorry, these are for delivery to the UK only!
(The post explains why)

www.patreon.com/posts/limited-edition-137093090
I got my x at Claire's stickers. including I got my: top surgery, bottom surgery, ADHD diagnosis, vasectomy, prince albert, clit pierced, circumcision. A selection of available stickers laid out on a table including I got my x at, matt gray is trying, will it soft serve, do not look at laser with remaining eye, m'lario, and we did not do this because it was easy.
August 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Limited Edition: Stickers For Sale!

I've been surprised by how many people liked my "I got my x at" sticker sheet when I've had them on me at events, so I've got them for sale for a limited time!

Sorry, these are for delivery to the UK only!
(The post explains why)
Sticker sheet proclaiming “I got my ADHD Diagnosis at Claire’s” along with top/bottom surgery, vasectomy, Prince Albert, clit pierced, and circumcision. An array of my stickers on a table including the I got my sticker sheet, Matt gray is trying, ice cream, we didn’t do this because it was easy, m’laria and don’t look into laser with remaining eye.
August 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Ah yes the three genders
French, English, and Japanese info leaflets at Kyoto Imperial Palace
August 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Hello from Japan
July 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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We're back with another set of Reverse Trivia episodes! In this, the first of four, I make what is possibly the most niche joke I've ever done!

If you've not watched before, it's a comedy panel show quiz thing that really doesn't take itself seriously!
Video thumbnail: Tom Scott and me, with an image of a hot water bottle covered in warning triangles
July 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Huh, YouTube’s new auto dubbing feature has been enabled on my channel.

My video’s now got audio channels with the speech machine-dubbed into other languages. They’re not marked as machine translated though.
It seems to use my uploaded @caption.plus captions for it.

Here’s a few examples:
July 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Ummm
Below linked YouTube video it says “people mentioned: Friedrich Nietzsche”
July 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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It is TWENTY EIGHT and a half degrees C in my flat at nearly TWO AM!

Never mind global warming, the local warming is annoying enough!
Indoor Temperature: 28.5°C Indoor Humidity: 47%
June 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Hoisin Crispy Owl
A plate of Hoisin Crispy Owl
June 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Is this what the Nintendo Switch 2 Camera is missing?

https://youtu.be/RaM9XPTRl4w
Video thumbnail: Kirby and Bullet Bill each surround a camera on a black pole
June 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Bass House
June 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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And if you don’t get the reference, the “Russian Embassy” tweeted this yesterday.

x.com/RussianEmbas...
Screenshot of tweet by @RussianEmbassy Russia poses no threat to the United Kingdom and its people. We harbour no aggressive intentions and have no plans to attack Britain. We are not interested in doing so, nor do we need to. Image that says “Russia has no plans to attack Britain”
June 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Russia has no plans to download a car
June 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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mastodon.social/@sundogplane...
Screenshot of linked root by Prof. Sam Lawler: Updating talk slides so you all get to be horrified along with me at the current Starlink numbers. There are now 7,652 Starlink satellites in orbit (>500 more than there were in February, when I last updated these particular slides). 2-3 Starlinks per day are burning up in the atmosphere. That's a lot of weird metal in the atmosphere (and undoubtedly lots of random bits getting to the ground too). Starlink is a stupidly wasteful and dangerous way to use orbit. And before you explain to me that there's 50 tons of meteoroids burning up in Earth's atmosphere every day, remember that meteoroids mostly rocks, not metal, and have an extremely low fraction of aluminum (~0.3 tons aluminum "naturally" burning up per day). Satellites are ~50% aluminum by mass, and Starlink satellites are several hundred kg to ~ 1200 kg in mass. Yes, it's bad. Satellite mass fraction is totally guesswork because SpaceX doesn't share any useful information publicly ever. Toot also lists sources for satellite numbers and meteorite mass fraction.
June 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I'm at MCM Comicon London today!
I'll have my TVA Tempad replica with me (from Marvel's Loki and Deadpool & Wolverine), and I'll be on the Pop Asia stage at 15:45 as part of Ready Singer One

If you spot me around come say hi!
TVA Tempad prop replica
May 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I provided an answer and get a mention on today's @trientertainment.bsky.social podcast

https://linktr.ee/therestisentertainment

Screenshot of podcast icon, episode title and description. Method Acting Sickos. Why did Jared Leto send co-stars used condoms and live rats whil…
May 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Not really relevant. But it couldn’t exactly help with my work.
A Philips savvy brick phone
May 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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I'm going to be at Makers Central this weekend in Birmingham, and I'll have my TVA Tempad replica prop from Loki / Deadpool & Wolverine with me too!

Info: https://www.makerscentral.co.uk

Tickets: https://ticketsales.ichf.co.uk/products/makers-central-2025-tickets?ref=sphsinbb (affiliate link)

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My tempad replica. It’s a retro-futuristic handheld computer that’s folded open. Makers central, 17-18 May 2025. Me and Ali Spagnola at last years makers central Ruth Amos, me, and Eoin Reardon at last years makers central.
May 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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On Tuesday @esa.int plan to launch BIOMASS, their new Earth Explorer satellite!

ESA invited me to film the next Matt Gray is Trying with the BIOMASS Spaceflight Operations team as they prepared for the big day!

Designed to get crucial info about our forests, it's the first P-Band RADAR in space.
Me, grinning madly, standing inside the European Space Operations Centre control room
April 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM