Matt Goldstein 🖖 London
@mattgoldstein.bsky.social
I invest in climate+tech startups to address my existential anxiety. Shitposting until VC Twitter finally migrates to Bsky, then I’ll grow up again.
Are Apple conference presentations feeling more dystopian? Or are all the dystopian movies just styling themselves after Apple conference presentations?
June 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Are Apple conference presentations feeling more dystopian? Or are all the dystopian movies just styling themselves after Apple conference presentations?
You’d think Facebook people would be familiar with the Streisand effect. What were they thinking?
March 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You’d think Facebook people would be familiar with the Streisand effect. What were they thinking?
Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.
January 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.
Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind.
January 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind.
LLM jailbreaks are nam-shubs
September 13, 2023 at 7:28 AM
LLM jailbreaks are nam-shubs
I just ate a banana regex
July 17, 2023 at 3:26 PM
I just ate a banana regex
Does every @georgetakei.bsky.social post get included in the Treksky feed? They should.
July 17, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Does every @georgetakei.bsky.social post get included in the Treksky feed? They should.
Ten movies to get to know me, unranked:
1. Interstellar
2. Brick
3. The Matrix
4. Battle Royale
5. The Truman Show
6. Star Trek: First Contact
7. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. American Beauty
9. Boiler Room
10. Ocean’s 11
1. Interstellar
2. Brick
3. The Matrix
4. Battle Royale
5. The Truman Show
6. Star Trek: First Contact
7. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. American Beauty
9. Boiler Room
10. Ocean’s 11
Ten films to know me:
Ghostbusters
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
LOTR: The Two Towers
So I Married An Axe Murderer
The Princess Bride
Spider-Man 2
When Harry Met Sally
The Incredibles
10 Things I Hate About You
Much Ado About Nothing
Ghostbusters
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
LOTR: The Two Towers
So I Married An Axe Murderer
The Princess Bride
Spider-Man 2
When Harry Met Sally
The Incredibles
10 Things I Hate About You
Much Ado About Nothing
Ten films to know me:
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Fellowship of the Ring
Pride & Prejudice
Dil Dhadakne Do
Guy Ritchie's King Arthur
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
3-Iron
How to Train Your Dragon
Empire Records
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Fellowship of the Ring
Pride & Prejudice
Dil Dhadakne Do
Guy Ritchie's King Arthur
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
3-Iron
How to Train Your Dragon
Empire Records
July 10, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Ten movies to get to know me, unranked:
1. Interstellar
2. Brick
3. The Matrix
4. Battle Royale
5. The Truman Show
6. Star Trek: First Contact
7. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. American Beauty
9. Boiler Room
10. Ocean’s 11
1. Interstellar
2. Brick
3. The Matrix
4. Battle Royale
5. The Truman Show
6. Star Trek: First Contact
7. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. American Beauty
9. Boiler Room
10. Ocean’s 11
Is there an historic correlation between “hottest international travel destination this year” and capital flows? Asking for a friend.
Where Bank of America private clients have been moving their money the last four weeks. 📈📉
July 8, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Is there an historic correlation between “hottest international travel destination this year” and capital flows? Asking for a friend.
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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile
July 8, 2023 at 6:19 PM
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile
My favourite thing about living in the UK after 33 years in the States is how unbelievably “low stakes” everything feels. Having this as front-page news is a revelation.
July 8, 2023 at 3:25 PM
My favourite thing about living in the UK after 33 years in the States is how unbelievably “low stakes” everything feels. Having this as front-page news is a revelation.
Respectfully,
July 8, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Respectfully,
Unnecessarily complicated.
July 8, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Unnecessarily complicated.
It’s Saturday which means (checks notes) yep, there’s no public transit whatsoever in my parents’ California suburb.
July 8, 2023 at 3:15 PM
It’s Saturday which means (checks notes) yep, there’s no public transit whatsoever in my parents’ California suburb.
Just followed everyone in this thread
Excuse me did I just stumble across two of my favourite niche interests in one post
July 8, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Just followed everyone in this thread
I need a sustainable urbanism / public transit stan feed.
JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO I PROMISE ONE MORE LANE WILL FIX EVERYTHING ONE MORE LANE BRO PLEASE I SWEAR ONE MORE LANE
July 8, 2023 at 2:34 PM
I need a sustainable urbanism / public transit stan feed.
I get it now. The innovation isn’t microblogging. The innovation is shitposting. THAT’s the invention.
July 8, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I get it now. The innovation isn’t microblogging. The innovation is shitposting. THAT’s the invention.
I remember when @zitron.bsky.social had “WARNING: Ed Zitron” on his LinkedIn and Twitter. I still don’t know who he is but it felt oddly nostalgic to see him here. Hi Ed.
July 7, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I remember when @zitron.bsky.social had “WARNING: Ed Zitron” on his LinkedIn and Twitter. I still don’t know who he is but it felt oddly nostalgic to see him here. Hi Ed.
Something something Threads
July 6, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Something something Threads
Someone make a Trek feed so I don’t have to find my laptop and do it.
July 6, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Someone make a Trek feed so I don’t have to find my laptop and do it.
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.
July 6, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.
Reposted by Matt Goldstein 🖖 London
This is an ad. You’ve now seen an ad. Monetization complete.
July 6, 2023 at 8:09 AM
This is an ad. You’ve now seen an ad. Monetization complete.
So, like, can I be Anonymous by just changing my profile pic and saying “expect us” at random times?
July 5, 2023 at 9:01 PM
So, like, can I be Anonymous by just changing my profile pic and saying “expect us” at random times?