Matt Goldich
@mattgoldich.bsky.social
I hoped it would never come to this
Philly just trying to get this game in the hands of Jhoan Duran with a 3-0 lead
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Philly just trying to get this game in the hands of Jhoan Duran with a 3-0 lead
Who replaced my Monday Night Football with Thursday Night Football
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Who replaced my Monday Night Football with Thursday Night Football
The endless gambling app commercials during sports are one thing. The commercials for playing in a mob-rigged poker game with NBA players are another entirely
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The endless gambling app commercials during sports are one thing. The commercials for playing in a mob-rigged poker game with NBA players are another entirely
Great news from school pickup, my kids found 3 missing jackets and only lost one hoodie today for a +/ of +2 (best of any family at the lost and found)
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Great news from school pickup, my kids found 3 missing jackets and only lost one hoodie today for a +/ of +2 (best of any family at the lost and found)
Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
Trump approval rating so low they’re making him visit the booth with Kenny Albert and Jonathan Vilma
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trump approval rating so low they’re making him visit the booth with Kenny Albert and Jonathan Vilma
The Dick Cheney!
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Dick Cheney!
Say what you want about Trump, he singlehandedly revitalized the “I Voted” sticker industry
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Say what you want about Trump, he singlehandedly revitalized the “I Voted” sticker industry
Between Andrew Cuomo and RFK Jr. it’s a horrible time to be the son of a guy with a New York bridge named after them. Wouldn’t want to be Chad Kosciuszko right now
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Between Andrew Cuomo and RFK Jr. it’s a horrible time to be the son of a guy with a New York bridge named after them. Wouldn’t want to be Chad Kosciuszko right now
Just tell me if they’re gonna allow ski facilities in Adirondack Park so I can go to bed already!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just tell me if they’re gonna allow ski facilities in Adirondack Park so I can go to bed already!!
Just tell me if they’re gonna allow ski facilities in Adirondack Park so I can go to bed already!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just tell me if they’re gonna allow ski facilities in Adirondack Park so I can go to bed already!!
Even the Post couldn’t make heads or tails of this one
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Even the Post couldn’t make heads or tails of this one
Reposted by Matt Goldich
I got asked to pick someone to write a Dick Cheney joke, and I picked myself
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I got asked to pick someone to write a Dick Cheney joke, and I picked myself
I wrote in Lenny Dykstra
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I wrote in Lenny Dykstra
Promising development for the future, I listed the mayoral candidates for my 5-year-old and she only said “that’s such a weird name” after Sliwa
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Promising development for the future, I listed the mayoral candidates for my 5-year-old and she only said “that’s such a weird name” after Sliwa
I got asked to pick someone to write a Dick Cheney joke, and I picked myself
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I got asked to pick someone to write a Dick Cheney joke, and I picked myself
Well at least the Blue Jays don’t have to agonize about whether to accept that invite from the White House
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well at least the Blue Jays don’t have to agonize about whether to accept that invite from the White House
Second-biggest Will Smith slap of all time
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Second-biggest Will Smith slap of all time
Me realizing I should’ve just gone to bed in the 6th inning
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me realizing I should’ve just gone to bed in the 6th inning
Hernandez made the classic mistake of trying to catch the ball there, gotta knock it down to keep Pages from catching it
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hernandez made the classic mistake of trying to catch the ball there, gotta knock it down to keep Pages from catching it
I understand why RFK Jr. wants to make generic drugs easier to get because a generic Kennedy would do a better job than him
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I understand why RFK Jr. wants to make generic drugs easier to get because a generic Kennedy would do a better job than him
This year at the NYC marathon I’m gonna break my personal record of 4 hours trying to get across town in a cab
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This year at the NYC marathon I’m gonna break my personal record of 4 hours trying to get across town in a cab