Matt Foley
@mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social
Simply done playing stupid to make MAGA happy. Don't like what you read? Keep scrolling.
Like, everyone has problems, lets just work on shit together. Share answers. Who's grading us? 🤷♂️ Love 🌏 history. 🏫 🏠 🪨
Life’s an adventure, enjoy it. Protect your ✌️
Like, everyone has problems, lets just work on shit together. Share answers. Who's grading us? 🤷♂️ Love 🌏 history. 🏫 🏠 🪨
Life’s an adventure, enjoy it. Protect your ✌️
Yeah… remember that scene from Jaws?
When the political figures involved come out, well,
“We’re gonna need a BIGGER BOAT!”
When the political figures involved come out, well,
“We’re gonna need a BIGGER BOAT!”
a man in glasses is talking to another man and says we 're gonna need a bigger boat
ALT: a man in glasses is talking to another man and says we 're gonna need a bigger boat
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yeah… remember that scene from Jaws?
When the political figures involved come out, well,
“We’re gonna need a BIGGER BOAT!”
When the political figures involved come out, well,
“We’re gonna need a BIGGER BOAT!”
But if it put up a fake fight it would be a pepperphony pizza. 🍕
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
But if it put up a fake fight it would be a pepperphony pizza. 🍕
I live in Michigan.
Working for a delivery service, had a delivery on 8 mile and Lahser in Detroit, that's were I met my cat Marshall. 🥲🫶
Eminem! But the sophisticated version! 😂
Working for a delivery service, had a delivery on 8 mile and Lahser in Detroit, that's were I met my cat Marshall. 🥲🫶
Eminem! But the sophisticated version! 😂
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I live in Michigan.
Working for a delivery service, had a delivery on 8 mile and Lahser in Detroit, that's were I met my cat Marshall. 🥲🫶
Eminem! But the sophisticated version! 😂
Working for a delivery service, had a delivery on 8 mile and Lahser in Detroit, that's were I met my cat Marshall. 🥲🫶
Eminem! But the sophisticated version! 😂
Funny thing? That's my exact coffee order. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Funny thing? That's my exact coffee order. 😂
😂🤣
Dating myself,
Saw both back in high school before either was signed to a major label.
I had a friend, who took a leaf from Jack’s front yard. I wonder if she still has that? 😂
Dating myself,
Saw both back in high school before either was signed to a major label.
I had a friend, who took a leaf from Jack’s front yard. I wonder if she still has that? 😂
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
😂🤣
Dating myself,
Saw both back in high school before either was signed to a major label.
I had a friend, who took a leaf from Jack’s front yard. I wonder if she still has that? 😂
Dating myself,
Saw both back in high school before either was signed to a major label.
I had a friend, who took a leaf from Jack’s front yard. I wonder if she still has that? 😂
