Matt FJ
@mattfj.bsky.social
Human man. Media muppet. Cat whisperer. London survivor back in Wales. Opinions are those of your employer.
#COYS ⚪️🔵 #NCAFC 🟠⚫️
#COYS ⚪️🔵 #NCAFC 🟠⚫️
Don’t think they needed to reveal the Secret Traitor so soon, but maybe it’s because Hugo’s gone? At least he gets to go back to the Padel Club sooner. #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Don’t think they needed to reveal the Secret Traitor so soon, but maybe it’s because Hugo’s gone? At least he gets to go back to the Padel Club sooner. #TheTraitors
If dotty Fiona wins this she’ll be on the same level as Bale and Bassey here in Wales. #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If dotty Fiona wins this she’ll be on the same level as Bale and Bassey here in Wales. #TheTraitors
Sam definitely posts on LinkedIn a lot. #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Sam definitely posts on LinkedIn a lot. #TheTraitors
Jane McDonald romping to victory in the NYE karaoke comp versus Keating and Holland & Co.
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Jane McDonald romping to victory in the NYE karaoke comp versus Keating and Holland & Co.
Shoutout to my Dad who is already asleep and we haven’t had lunch yet. Top Christmasing.
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Shoutout to my Dad who is already asleep and we haven’t had lunch yet. Top Christmasing.
Instagram, you can serve me as many Brussels sprouts recipes as you want, I’m not changing my mind.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Instagram, you can serve me as many Brussels sprouts recipes as you want, I’m not changing my mind.
If you’re not watching the World Cup draw, don’t. The usual mix of awkward attempts at comedy, strange music choices and stunted scripts has added sycophancy, corruption and obvious political agendas. And Rio Ferdinand.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you’re not watching the World Cup draw, don’t. The usual mix of awkward attempts at comedy, strange music choices and stunted scripts has added sycophancy, corruption and obvious political agendas. And Rio Ferdinand.
If you’re one of the few shops I’ve bought from in the last 15 years that hasn’t emailed me yet today, there’s still time.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you’re one of the few shops I’ve bought from in the last 15 years that hasn’t emailed me yet today, there’s still time.
Was looking forward to Tortoise in Bristol tonight. Thanks to @gwr.com there’s no trains out of Newport and I’m already back home. Fucks sake.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Was looking forward to Tortoise in Bristol tonight. Thanks to @gwr.com there’s no trains out of Newport and I’m already back home. Fucks sake.
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Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Really gutted about the Mani news. The Stone Roses were the one for my generation. And he seemed the best lad of the bunch.
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Really gutted about the Mani news. The Stone Roses were the one for my generation. And he seemed the best lad of the bunch.
My trip to Shrewsbury v County is off. All trains are cancelled. Good luck to those who are bussing it. You might need a hovercraft around Abergavenny.
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My trip to Shrewsbury v County is off. All trains are cancelled. Good luck to those who are bussing it. You might need a hovercraft around Abergavenny.
A brilliant Partridge series. Just letting him run riot with his own thoughts. And a Lynn fightback.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A brilliant Partridge series. Just letting him run riot with his own thoughts. And a Lynn fightback.
186 years since the Chartists marched on Newport for democracy. 22 of them were shot dead. Another great commemorative march last night.
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
186 years since the Chartists marched on Newport for democracy. 22 of them were shot dead. Another great commemorative march last night.