This feels so much like a powerplay with no actual legal legs than a legitimate patent.
This phrasing is so broad that it covers things far beyond the literal interpretation of Pokemon.
Final Fantasy Summons arguably fall under this category, especially some specific incarnations.

I would 100% buy and wear an entire ensemble of optically distressing clothes like this

You should really make your resolutions attainable.
This is like if my resolution was to not lose my chapstick before it was completely used up.

Nah, mentally I'm in a good spot.
I have a teensy bit of self hate from some controllable circumstances I'm making little to no effort to change, but otherwise, I'm pretty solid.

If we just frame it like I'm okay with being a sack of shit, it's like I'm growing as a person.

See, I just look in mirrors and say "Look at that sack of shit" and that's always worked out for me.

Wait, just checking. Should blowing my nose ever be satisfyingly clearing or should it always result in my head hurting because I blow too hard and get very little results?

A bunch of my friends and people I've worked with for years lost their jobs today, so I got to sit at my desk all day with survivor's guilt.

I was lucky enough to be spared this wave, but today was still ROUGH