Matt Emerson
mattemerson.bsky.social
Matt Emerson
@mattemerson.bsky.social
Wisconsin native and UW Madison alumnus, living in Georgia. Recovering Catholic.
It’s still a good point but your math is obviously wrong. 85/60000 is .14% not 0.1%
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’ve got one of those! This was from my senior year.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Go 🦡 🦡🦡🦡!
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Assuming he was actually a real person of course. I would be more likely to believe if the common behavior of Christians displayed the “love your neighbor as yourself” behavior instead of anger, hatred, and the embrace of victimization mentality.
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Maybe a better analogy is if a person who claims to be a scientist thinks the earth is flat it doesn’t mean science is wrong. It means that that person claiming to be a scientist is in fact not one. Way too many people claim Christianity but do not believe in what was taught by Christ in the Bible.
August 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
But what will the tariff percentage be set at on Epstein Island? Under 18, I’d guess.
July 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don’t recall giving you any instructions on how to best spend your time. I hope you enjoy the circus.
June 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There are more important things happening in the world.
June 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Someone needs to tell Trump that gold things just look tacky. The only thing that should be gold is actual gold. And even that I could do without.
June 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The average IQ of that bunch went up quite a bit once Trump left.
June 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is there going to be a tariff on this phone, presumably made in China?
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Well….technically 7k/250k is a fraction. #math
June 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Kristi Noem is just so terribly ugly on the inside.
June 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Every single time Don Jr has a chance to do or say the decent thing, he chooses to go the complete opposite route.
May 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They have to blame all those “Florida Man….” incidents on something.
May 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Even though George RR Martin is still alive, maybe we can have Brandon Sanderson finish it anyway, just like Wheel of Time. Call it a pre-posthumous project.
May 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I used to play Space Ace more than Dragon’s Lair. It was the same type of game play but I don’t think many people remember it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s funny how Elon’s nose-picking kid is dressed more professionally than Elon is.
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Maybe if you got his name right that would be a better skeet. I assume it’s Harrison Butker you are trying to mock. Which I’m ok with with.
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM