Matt Lockwood
@mattemersinho.bsky.social
Sunday Assembly London host. Bad dancer. Still can’t draw cows.
Have a lovely time! We shall be enforcing dancing at Elderflower Fields.
May 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Have a lovely time! We shall be enforcing dancing at Elderflower Fields.
I’d so do the same if I could. And that’s why nobody should vote for me.
May 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’d so do the same if I could. And that’s why nobody should vote for me.
Nice mascara though…
May 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nice mascara though…
Now I’ve got ‘More Than A Feeling’ stuck in my head, but with the wrong words.
May 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Now I’ve got ‘More Than A Feeling’ stuck in my head, but with the wrong words.
Dreamy. Tried to find a gif of the Dog Soldiers ‘i love it when a posh bird talks dirty’ line. Failed.
May 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dreamy. Tried to find a gif of the Dog Soldiers ‘i love it when a posh bird talks dirty’ line. Failed.
Spreadsheets or it didn’t happen.
May 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Spreadsheets or it didn’t happen.
One of my friends (who I will not name) was described in a magazine article as ‘the archetypal middle aged lesbian’, which seemed a bit harsh for somebody in their thirties.
May 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
One of my friends (who I will not name) was described in a magazine article as ‘the archetypal middle aged lesbian’, which seemed a bit harsh for somebody in their thirties.
I always tried to get home early from work for Muppets Tonight. It was bloody genius.
May 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I always tried to get home early from work for Muppets Tonight. It was bloody genius.
As an English person, I thought that was centigrade for a second.
May 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
As an English person, I thought that was centigrade for a second.
Get you to that Brighton
May 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Get you to that Brighton
I just want to say that I have no idea who you are but you popped up in my feed and you seem like a very happy, lovely human person. That’s it really.
May 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just want to say that I have no idea who you are but you popped up in my feed and you seem like a very happy, lovely human person. That’s it really.
Ooh. This sounds like an essential read.
May 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ooh. This sounds like an essential read.
I’ve not heard that for years. Very retro!
May 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’ve not heard that for years. Very retro!