Matt
@matteesk.bsky.social
Some people say I'm a cowboy - actually wait, no one says I'm a cowboy and I intend to keep it that way.
That was hilarious... "We are melting the servers but that's a good sign". Um, no it's not.
May 24, 2023 at 10:27 PM
That was hilarious... "We are melting the servers but that's a good sign". Um, no it's not.
Eh, I'm mostly team henley but not everyone is so brave.
May 18, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Eh, I'm mostly team henley but not everyone is so brave.
Never tell a Rabid Man his odds.
May 18, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Never tell a Rabid Man his odds.
Thank you for discovering dips. Keep up the good work and keep us swole.
May 16, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Thank you for discovering dips. Keep up the good work and keep us swole.
Can't wait, loved the last one.
May 16, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Can't wait, loved the last one.
Unfortunately, I don't think these are usually the highest quality of pies.
May 12, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Unfortunately, I don't think these are usually the highest quality of pies.
Yes, but you have to have a lot negative vibes to get that kind of invite.
May 12, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Yes, but you have to have a lot negative vibes to get that kind of invite.
Naw, just the Jaws of Cool. I keep them in my biker jacket.
May 10, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Naw, just the Jaws of Cool. I keep them in my biker jacket.
How about it I just rescue you from a locker after some bullies put you in there?
May 10, 2023 at 5:27 PM
How about it I just rescue you from a locker after some bullies put you in there?
Fair enough. Also, if your only claim to eliteness is that you're on a app that's 50% Alf porn, uh.....
May 9, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Fair enough. Also, if your only claim to eliteness is that you're on a app that's 50% Alf porn, uh.....
We don't want to cancel it we just want a version of junk texts that are made out of soy or textured wheat protein.
May 5, 2023 at 9:19 PM
We don't want to cancel it we just want a version of junk texts that are made out of soy or textured wheat protein.
Nice flex showing off that you got a BlueSky invite and all those losers still on Twitter will have to make their own Alf porn.
May 4, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Nice flex showing off that you got a BlueSky invite and all those losers still on Twitter will have to make their own Alf porn.
Just because there are high profile cases where people claim self-defense successfully doesn't change that it is, in general, very difficult to win on that argument in court. It is, unfortunately, very difficult to prosecute people when the police don't do their job and preserve evidence. IANAL.
May 4, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Just because there are high profile cases where people claim self-defense successfully doesn't change that it is, in general, very difficult to win on that argument in court. It is, unfortunately, very difficult to prosecute people when the police don't do their job and preserve evidence. IANAL.
Oh yes, that game was so slow, even by the standards of those days - you had to slow walk across each screen and then it took a really long time to load the next screen. But wow, what amazing graphics.
May 3, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Oh yes, that game was so slow, even by the standards of those days - you had to slow walk across each screen and then it took a really long time to load the next screen. But wow, what amazing graphics.
There's money to be made on the Internet yet! You just have to be ready to grab opportunity by its throat and demand it gives you money.
May 3, 2023 at 3:22 PM
There's money to be made on the Internet yet! You just have to be ready to grab opportunity by its throat and demand it gives you money.
Got a lawn? Start yelling at kids.
May 3, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Got a lawn? Start yelling at kids.
When are we gonna ban Shakespeare - he dressed men as women. As an added bonus, this will help with the youth vote because Bard or not I sure as heck didn't want to read him when I was in school.
April 30, 2023 at 5:54 PM
When are we gonna ban Shakespeare - he dressed men as women. As an added bonus, this will help with the youth vote because Bard or not I sure as heck didn't want to read him when I was in school.