@matteelliott.bsky.social
Therapist: The Dog Poo Fairy ain’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Dog Poo Fairy:
Dog Poo Fairy:
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Therapist: The Dog Poo Fairy ain’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Dog Poo Fairy:
Dog Poo Fairy:
Fun fact: Onslaught secretly moonlighted as a fan of the Blue Man Group.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fun fact: Onslaught secretly moonlighted as a fan of the Blue Man Group.
Earth is not flat.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Earth is not flat.
Okay, I’m going to turn around and walk (run) away in the opposite direction from it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Okay, I’m going to turn around and walk (run) away in the opposite direction from it.
SHARPENS KNIVES
October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
SHARPENS KNIVES
As someone who’s name is Matthew, I would find this to be offensive and cruel.
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
As someone who’s name is Matthew, I would find this to be offensive and cruel.
Enter the Soundwavemobile
July 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Enter the Soundwavemobile
They should’ve realized what they were getting into when attempting that.
July 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They should’ve realized what they were getting into when attempting that.
That looks more like either 75% or 80% off, not 50% off.
July 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That looks more like either 75% or 80% off, not 50% off.
Couldn’t be anymore truer
July 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Couldn’t be anymore truer
You do what you gotta do with what you have.
June 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You do what you gotta do with what you have.
Megatron: Oh yes I can.
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Megatron: Oh yes I can.
The 3rd rule of Legal Fight Club is you don’t talk about Legal Fight Club. /j
May 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The 3rd rule of Legal Fight Club is you don’t talk about Legal Fight Club. /j
What would be the name of this wrestling move?
May 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What would be the name of this wrestling move?
Well that’s just Prime.
May 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well that’s just Prime.
Enter Vincent Price’s evil laugh
May 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Enter Vincent Price’s evil laugh
Note to self: keep an unlimited supply of Pokèballs on hand at all times.
May 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Note to self: keep an unlimited supply of Pokèballs on hand at all times.
I have never been on Twitter/X to begin with, and I purely refuse to go there, especially with what’s been going on there recently.
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have never been on Twitter/X to begin with, and I purely refuse to go there, especially with what’s been going on there recently.
Beautiful view of the beach I would say.
March 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Beautiful view of the beach I would say.
Live
Laugh
Learn
Laugh
Learn
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Live
Laugh
Learn
Laugh
Learn
TJ! Step away from that Kamen Rider! You know who from said Kamen Rider show could be lurking behind you!
March 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
TJ! Step away from that Kamen Rider! You know who from said Kamen Rider show could be lurking behind you!
R2-D2’s pride proud cousin has arrived!
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
R2-D2’s pride proud cousin has arrived!
BW Grimlock:”Me Grimlock fine with that,”
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BW Grimlock:”Me Grimlock fine with that,”