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A friend in Nebraska who’s a mortgage lender says many clients are selling to tap equity and downsize because the economy’s shit right now. Very different from last year’s market. I’m hearing the same in Chicago—people are really struggling.
August 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Internet please tell me someone has done a Coldplay/Andy Bayer meme with Trump and Epstein.
July 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Mirror mirror on the wall”
He didn’t like the answers it was giving, so he’s starting over.
June 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Sorry to be harsh, guys, but it seems like it might have been a bad idea to put the last living member of the California Raisins in charge of our healthcare system.
RFK Jr talking about the need for doctors to know how to treat measles for those who are unvaccinated.

“Only very sick kids should die from measles.”

No. They shouldn’t. That was the point of the vaccine. We eradicated the virus so children didn’t die.

Sick & disabled kids are not expendable!
May 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Fixed it.
May 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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"'May the Fourth' be with you, I tell you h'what." #MayThe4th #KingOfTheHill #StarWars
May 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Unfortunately you can only lead one cult at a time.
This is blatantly anti-Catholic and makes fun of Catholicism. Will ANYONE in the Catholic Church speak out against it?
May 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s time for a new secdef with the qualities Trump admires most: military experience, a disregard for his subordinates, and sheer stupidity.
April 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Dedicated to the current times open.spotify.com/track/2XZS4h...
Lies
J.J. Cale · Really · Song · 1973
open.spotify.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Hey, friends.

Time for Sunday thread suggestions. Give me your questions from this week’s headlines in the replies below and the one with the most ❤️ is the one I’ll answer.

Cheers and pass it on.
January 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is what I screen captured from the ‘book today.
January 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
People think if they ignore my jokes on slack I’ll stop making them. What they don’t realize is I’ve been doing this for almost 26 years now. I can go months without an emoji reaction and persist. I know I’m funny and so do you!
January 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s been a few days since I left threads and I’ve definitely been spending less time rage-glued to my phone.
January 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m ready to completely tune out the daily grind of Trump generated rage bait.
January 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks to zuck, completely abandoning threads was a no brainer this morning.
January 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ok hear me out: Crocs. But it’s a one-piece outfit.
December 12, 2024 at 6:24 PM
My favorite part of work is definitely scheduling meetings and then canceling them at the last minute to get an hour back.
November 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
What’s your favorite day of the work week and why? Friday is excluded.
November 20, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Starting Sunday with a coffee and classic album after morning farm chores.
November 17, 2024 at 2:20 PM
What in the fuckity fuck
Black hole shoots a plasma beam through space. Captured by NASA
November 16, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Saturday! Let’s do it!
November 16, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I talk to myself a lot. Mostly I say “are you f*g kidding me?”
I have a question I should ask at a more reasonable hour, but Imma forget—

DO YOU HAVE AN INNER VOICE? Not a conscience mind you, but literally, do you hear your own thoughts?
November 13, 2024 at 12:52 PM