Bought this off the rack and regretted it immediately. I didn't hate the premise, but specifically making a clunkier Iron Man was a weird choice. Didn't pick up #2.
February 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Bought this off the rack and regretted it immediately. I didn't hate the premise, but specifically making a clunkier Iron Man was a weird choice. Didn't pick up #2.
When they first appeared, I assumed they were a gag: a parody or twisted take on existing characters I didn't know about.
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
When they first appeared, I assumed they were a gag: a parody or twisted take on existing characters I didn't know about.
Perhaps the piano crash at the end of A Day in the Life?
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Perhaps the piano crash at the end of A Day in the Life?
I don't understand the references to food here.
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I don't understand the references to food here.
Diddy is behind bars now, though, so the numbers should improve a little bit.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Diddy is behind bars now, though, so the numbers should improve a little bit.
Like The Witches of Eastwick, but at a university?
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Like The Witches of Eastwick, but at a university?
Nah, your first version was better. "I'm zee MC Batroc and I'm here to say..."
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Nah, your first version was better. "I'm zee MC Batroc and I'm here to say..."
I don't even approve of everyone I am.
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I don't even approve of everyone I am.
You can't argue with that.
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
You can't argue with that.
These are funnier when you keep in mind they were almost entirely written by middle-aged Jewish guys just trying to earn a wage.
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
These are funnier when you keep in mind they were almost entirely written by middle-aged Jewish guys just trying to earn a wage.
You can tell it's legit by how they used your full legal name.
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 AM
You can tell it's legit by how they used your full legal name.
Came here to post that clip! Newsradio was awesome and this just makes it moreso...
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Came here to post that clip! Newsradio was awesome and this just makes it moreso...
I'm going to reread this email from Herman Melville with a more jaundiced eye.
January 21, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I'm going to reread this email from Herman Melville with a more jaundiced eye.
"What Matt meant to say, according to his attorneys is..."
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"What Matt meant to say, according to his attorneys is..."
It's so cool that stuff like this is available. Younger fans have no idea how sparse this more obscure stuff used to be.
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
It's so cool that stuff like this is available. Younger fans have no idea how sparse this more obscure stuff used to be.
Every time I reply to one of your posts, I get a fake follower or two. It's like a tax I have to pay for the privilege.
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Every time I reply to one of your posts, I get a fake follower or two. It's like a tax I have to pay for the privilege.
Coletta occupies the cheap+ fast vertex of the old cheap/fast/good triangle.
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Coletta occupies the cheap+ fast vertex of the old cheap/fast/good triangle.
I think we've all thought that would be really cool from time to time, but I'm pretty sure it would be a special kind of hell if it were possible.
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I think we've all thought that would be really cool from time to time, but I'm pretty sure it would be a special kind of hell if it were possible.
Getting old fucking sucks. I'm told it's better than the alternative, though.
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Getting old fucking sucks. I'm told it's better than the alternative, though.
I dunno if I can wait for May.
Ba-dum-bum!
Ba-dum-bum!
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I dunno if I can wait for May.
Ba-dum-bum!
Ba-dum-bum!
Just get AI to do it for you. The results are sure to be reliable!
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just get AI to do it for you. The results are sure to be reliable!
And the Tim, never flitting,still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Cratchit just above my chamber door
On the pallid bust of Cratchit just above my chamber door
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
And the Tim, never flitting,still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Cratchit just above my chamber door
On the pallid bust of Cratchit just above my chamber door
As for myself, I am simply Tiny Tim, the jester who did NOT die—and this is my last jest.
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
As for myself, I am simply Tiny Tim, the jester who did NOT die—and this is my last jest.