The dopamine I derive from
posting to social media is so, so chintzy and short lived ngl
posting to social media is so, so chintzy and short lived ngl
February 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The dopamine I derive from
posting to social media is so, so chintzy and short lived ngl
posting to social media is so, so chintzy and short lived ngl
the other: You need to get your sh*t together
Me: I’ll just watch some car detailing videos on TikTok and bask in the dopamine instead
Me: I’ll just watch some car detailing videos on TikTok and bask in the dopamine instead
February 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the other: You need to get your sh*t together
Me: I’ll just watch some car detailing videos on TikTok and bask in the dopamine instead
Me: I’ll just watch some car detailing videos on TikTok and bask in the dopamine instead
February 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Baking cakes with Jane Fondant #bakery #bakedgoods
February 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Baking cakes with Jane Fondant #bakery #bakedgoods
favorite automobile traveling pastime activity. Me first, picking my nose in peace and goddamn silence
February 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
favorite automobile traveling pastime activity. Me first, picking my nose in peace and goddamn silence
you know there’s a guy who took a 10 year break from the internet and was astonished to find out that OnlyFans was not a company specializing in ventilation systems. He was most definitely “Blown away” by what he found. #jokes #funny #thisguyhasjokes
February 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
you know there’s a guy who took a 10 year break from the internet and was astonished to find out that OnlyFans was not a company specializing in ventilation systems. He was most definitely “Blown away” by what he found. #jokes #funny #thisguyhasjokes
Reaching your health insurance deductible is the purple nurple of just existing #healthinsurance #nurple
February 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reaching your health insurance deductible is the purple nurple of just existing #healthinsurance #nurple
A window treatment biz called “love is blinds” #valentinesday #love
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A window treatment biz called “love is blinds” #valentinesday #love
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
100% probability someone will say “do you want me to call it?” after a person misplaces their phone within a domicile
February 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
100% probability someone will say “do you want me to call it?” after a person misplaces their phone within a domicile
self proclaiming to have “a strong personality” is just relishing in the fact that you are a complete asshole most of the time to others.
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
self proclaiming to have “a strong personality” is just relishing in the fact that you are a complete asshole most of the time to others.
A can of olives that comes with a little gift on it inscribed, “pimento of the occasion”
February 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A can of olives that comes with a little gift on it inscribed, “pimento of the occasion”
Werner Herzog is to Sir David Attenborough as Nietzsche is to Kierkegaard #writing #jokes #existentialism #nihilism #etc
February 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Werner Herzog is to Sir David Attenborough as Nietzsche is to Kierkegaard #writing #jokes #existentialism #nihilism #etc
Bicycle rider excited to try that hand turn signal this spring that no one ever knows which direction they are actually going to go
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bicycle rider excited to try that hand turn signal this spring that no one ever knows which direction they are actually going to go
Dad joke:
if your personal finances were a type of 17th century art movement , what would they be?
Son: Baroque
if your personal finances were a type of 17th century art movement , what would they be?
Son: Baroque
February 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dad joke:
if your personal finances were a type of 17th century art movement , what would they be?
Son: Baroque
if your personal finances were a type of 17th century art movement , what would they be?
Son: Baroque
Keys—check. Wallet—check. iPhone—check. Couple of
@TUMSOfficial
in case people start talking about politics—check.
@TUMSOfficial
in case people start talking about politics—check.
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Keys—check. Wallet—check. iPhone—check. Couple of
@TUMSOfficial
in case people start talking about politics—check.
@TUMSOfficial
in case people start talking about politics—check.
Someone at the hardware asking if you need help finding something feels like an act of war and aggression #bro #writer #capable #individual
February 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Someone at the hardware asking if you need help finding something feels like an act of war and aggression #bro #writer #capable #individual
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
