Matt Coy
@mattcoy.bsky.social
London by way of West Cumbria. Liverpool FC. PR and comms pro. Cooking. Bit of this, bit of that, bit of the other. #dontbuythesun #jft97 #IvotedforKodos
All that skimming won't pay for itself.
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 PM
All that skimming won't pay for itself.
Lower than a snake's arse
August 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Lower than a snake's arse
Looks like the fucking Lorax.
August 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Looks like the fucking Lorax.
Genuinely written like a Mr Men book.
June 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Genuinely written like a Mr Men book.
So fucking embarrassing
May 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So fucking embarrassing
It's £26 sticky tape for your mouth and this is a genuine line from their website "we'll spare you the details. if you're still not sold, look up the benefits on ChatGPT".
February 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's £26 sticky tape for your mouth and this is a genuine line from their website "we'll spare you the details. if you're still not sold, look up the benefits on ChatGPT".