Matt McCormack
@mattcmccormack.bsky.social
This makes sense. Aaron Rodgers was famously quadruple vaccinated and immediately tore his Achilles. Wait.....
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This makes sense. Aaron Rodgers was famously quadruple vaccinated and immediately tore his Achilles. Wait.....
Any guesses on if GLP-1 drugs are playing a part?
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Any guesses on if GLP-1 drugs are playing a part?
This is Will Ferrell in makeup and nothing will ever convince me otherwise
August 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is Will Ferrell in makeup and nothing will ever convince me otherwise
Forehead is growing to support the brain growth (at least that's what I tell myself!!)
July 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Forehead is growing to support the brain growth (at least that's what I tell myself!!)
I need an emergency pod of Elon Inc!!!! Please Dana, I'm begging you!!!
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I need an emergency pod of Elon Inc!!!! Please Dana, I'm begging you!!!
This is the perfect response and I'm saving this meme for future encounters!!!
May 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is the perfect response and I'm saving this meme for future encounters!!!
I love these so much, Steven. Trying to convince the wife to let me buy the haunted house in Alabama!
May 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love these so much, Steven. Trying to convince the wife to let me buy the haunted house in Alabama!
Hopefully for good!
May 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hopefully for good!
This is such a perfect line and I’m going to steal it for future incidents!
May 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is such a perfect line and I’m going to steal it for future incidents!
That's next Wednesday. Today is his shift at the Craft Brewery slinging IPAs
May 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That's next Wednesday. Today is his shift at the Craft Brewery slinging IPAs
Nice.....(are we still doing that)
May 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nice.....(are we still doing that)
This is actually a good thing. As a 7th generation doll maker my family has been decimated by China. Can't wait to reopen my doll factories!!!
May 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is actually a good thing. As a 7th generation doll maker my family has been decimated by China. Can't wait to reopen my doll factories!!!
Sooooooo pumped you’re back!!!
April 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sooooooo pumped you’re back!!!
I think his video was why getting a perm as a grown man is actually not as ridiculous as it sounds. He makes some really good points.....
March 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I think his video was why getting a perm as a grown man is actually not as ridiculous as it sounds. He makes some really good points.....
Thank-you for talking me off the ledge!
March 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thank-you for talking me off the ledge!
This is perfection and I refuse to believe it’s AI!
March 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is perfection and I refuse to believe it’s AI!
I gifted this to my estranged son and we spoke for the first time in 35 years. Thank-you Shea.
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I gifted this to my estranged son and we spoke for the first time in 35 years. Thank-you Shea.
Been waiting for this to drop!! Praying you touch on what the Pats have done.
March 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Been waiting for this to drop!! Praying you touch on what the Pats have done.
Hurry Mina!!! I keep refreshing to no avail
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hurry Mina!!! I keep refreshing to no avail
Hi Mikey. I have some friends who used to be weird and angry about everything and they started taking CBD and it's helped them measure out what is and is not an appropriate response to things that displease you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hi Mikey. I have some friends who used to be weird and angry about everything and they started taking CBD and it's helped them measure out what is and is not an appropriate response to things that displease you.
I gave up Twitter months ago and now feel like you and I are back together. How are the twins? Baby? Let's never fight again!!
March 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I gave up Twitter months ago and now feel like you and I are back together. How are the twins? Baby? Let's never fight again!!