Matt Christy
mattchristy70.bsky.social
Matt Christy
@mattchristy70.bsky.social
I sure have been seeing James Comey around the circuit a lot lately.
Fuck James Comey.
May 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
T***p sounds like he saw "Escape from Alcatraz" 30 years ago, and only kinda remembers it.
May 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If Schumer caved on the budget bc it would be playing into T***p and the #trump-simps hands, then why would they want to pass a budget bill in July?
April 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm not going to use the term MAGA anymore. They're NOT doing anything great or anything for America, and it's never been this crazy. They're just "making". That's it. They don't deserve to choose a term for themselves.
For now, I'm going with #trump-simps.
April 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If Russia is really worried about Nazis taking over neighboring countries, then maybe they should invade the US.
February 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
El*n is a one-man version of a bunch of Wall Street bros on coke coming up with "great ideas" at 3am in a titty bar.
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hmmm 🤔. Worth a thought.
February 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think it's safe to say AI still has some issues. It's not good at understanding Italian accents, for instance
February 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So Ryan Seacrest didn't have enough money that he's gotta be trying to get the rest of us to gamble online?
What an a$$hole
February 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When my local NPR station was off the air this morning, my first thought was that President Musk had shut it down.
(It's just technical problems)
February 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
T***p's entire administration is the epitome of arrogance born out of cavalier ignorance and undeserved success.
February 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bullies don't have friends. They have suck-ups (who they will eventually turn on), victims, and bigger bullies they suck-up to.
Sorry Canada, Mexico, Europe, Greenland, Colombia, Panama...
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
HAHAHA! OMG, these people. Look out New Mexico.
www.axios.com/2025/02/11/g...
GOP bill would rename Greenland to "Red, White and Blueland"
"We will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist," said Rep. Earl "Buddy" Carter.
www.axios.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I think the word of the year for 2025 will end up being "schadenfreude".
February 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It must be great living in MAGA world. You're never wrong, nothing's your fault, and life isn't capricious and uncaring, it's all a plot against you. If you could just get rid of everyone who disagrees with you, everything would be perfect. Attainable goals are comforting. I'm a little jealous.
February 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A spoiled idiot who thinks of himself as a very stable genius and an expert on everything is going to be threatened by anyone with actual knowledge and expertise. So, like, the entire federal workforce, or basically anyone who's ever had a real job.
February 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Matt Christy
"Partisan rage liberates us from doubt...in anger we feel the stars align within and behind us. Partisan rage is an existential pass, an escape from otherwise humbling self-awareness." Borden Flanagan from the archives:
Thucydides on Partisanship, Insurrection, and the Risks of Civil War
Our LARPing is training us in the vices that our political system is straining to keep at bay.
www.thebulwark.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ah, ok. Now I get it. It's about money after all. gizmodo.com/elon-musks-e...
Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine
The agency was in the midst of a probe into the billionaire's equipment at the time of Musk's assault.
gizmodo.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm tired of other countries sending their criminals here to take jobs away from American criminals!
February 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
King Baby is in the play area smashing all the toys and pushing the other kids around, but nobody will do anything because his Karen mom is sitting right there posting selfies and telling him what a good boy he is.
February 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
6 hours, 4 trips to the store, and the most swear words into my quick, simple plumbing project.
February 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I feel like there's a perfect allegorical kids' book waiting to be written about a bunch of chickens who elect a fox to run the coop.
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Trans-Americans: 1% of the population, 90% of the scapegoat.
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The only way a weak lead can establish their authority is to destroy our discredit any other firm of authority: teachers, doctors, scientists, judges, a free press.
January 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM